Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Prepare for Interstellar Shenanigans: Goats Meet Alien Abductions!"

The next Capricorn will start in 81 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 18 days, at Friday, 20 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 61 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 114 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 95 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 18 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Hey there, Capricorns! Let's talk about the galaxy's grumpy grandpa, Pluto, who's currently doing the cha-cha slide in reverse through your universe. Yeah, that's right, Pluto is retrograde in Capricorn, and you may be feeling a bit like you're walking on roller skates, uphill... in the sand. The Waning Gibbous moon is kind of like your over-enthusiastic aunt who overstayed her welcome at the family reunion. She’s seen better days, she's 18 days old, and she's not leaving until she's had her say. You might feel a little like you're juggling flaming torches while riding a unicycle on a tightrope. But fear not, dear Capricorns, for I have some advice: Embrace the chaos! Use that stubborn goat energy to climb this mountain of madness. And remember, even if you trip and fall, at least it'll be a hilarious blooper reel. So, put on your favorite pair of cosmic socks, take a deep breath, and dive headfirst into the swirling vortex of the unknown. Just remember to keep your sense of humor handy, you're going to need it. #CapricornChaos #PlutoChaChaSlide #MoonOverstayed #CosmicBloopers #EmbraceTheMadness

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SignToday Is Posting: 02.10.2023 08:32:01 (cap-02-10-2023)