"Capricorn, Set Phasers to Fun: Your Planetary Alignments are More Mixed Up than a Klingon at a Star Trek Convention!"
The next Capricorn will start in 323 days, at Sunday, 22 December, 2024
The Moon moves to Capricorn in 4 days, at Wednesday, 07 February, 2024
Mercury is currently in Capricorn
Venus is currently in Capricorn
Mars is currently in Capricorn
Pluto moves to Capricorn in 212 days, at Monday, 02 September, 2024
The Third Quarter moon is currently 22.5 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.
Alright, my dear Capricorns, let's strap in and prepare for blast off because your stars are looking about as cluttered as my sock drawer after laundry day.
First off, Mercury is hanging out in your sign, which means you're about to become a veritable 'Yoda' of communication. You'll be quoting Quantum Physics at dinner parties, dropping Shakespearean sonnets like they're hot, and showcasing your Morse code skills in the office elevator. So, get ready to dazzle everyone with your eloquence...or confuse them—depends on how much 'Star Trek' lingo you sneak into the conversation. #MercuryInCapricorn #TalkNerdyToMe
Next up, Venus has decided to join the party in Capricorn. Now, Venus isn't just the goddess of love—she's also the goddess of beauty, which means you're about to be as charming as a 'Star Wars' Jedi using a mind trick. Expect admirers to gravitate towards you like moths to a lightsaber. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility. Use your charm wisely. #VenusInCapricorn #ForceIsWithYou
And then there's Mars, the red planet, also chilling in your sign. This generally means you're about to have the energy of an over-caffeinated Ewok. You'll be able to conquer any task, face any challenge, and still have enough energy left to engage in a full-blown debate about the scientific inaccuracies of 'Interstellar'. Just remember to take some time to chill out too. Nobody likes a burnt-out Ewok. #MarsInCapricorn #EwoksOnEspresso
Finally, we've got a Third Quarter moon that's 22.5 days old. In astrological terms, this is like being on the last episode of your favorite sci-fi series. It's a time of reflection, of wrapping things up and preparing for the next big thing. So, take some time to ponder about life, the universe and why no one can hear you scream in space. #ThirdQuarterMoon #GalacticGuru
In conclusion, my Capricorn comrades, your month is looking like a stellar space saga. So, buckle up, adjust your warp speed, and may the astrological forces be with you! #CapricornChronicles
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SignToday Is Posting: 03.02.2024 08:32:01 (cap-03-02-2024)