By The Chip Witch on Thursday, 04 April 2024
Category: Capricorn

Capricorn Report

"Great Scott, Capricorn! It's Time to Flux Capacitor Your Future: Will You Stay in 1955 or Jump to 2022?"

The next Capricorn will start in 262 days, at Sunday, 22 December, 2024

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 25 days, at Monday, 29 April, 2024

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 280 days, at Thursday, 09 January, 2025

Venus moves to Capricorn in 222 days, at Tuesday, 12 November, 2024

Pluto moves to Capricorn in 151 days, at Monday, 02 September, 2024

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 24.5 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Hey there, Capricorn! You're more stubborn than a Wookiee in a chess match, and we love you for it. But remember, even Han Solo didn't make the Kessel Run without some flexibility. With the moon at a waning crescent, 24.5 days old - which is as mature as Yoda on his best day - it's time to let go of some of that control. You know how the Death Star seemed impenetrable until they found that tiny exhaust port? Well, your life's got its own "thermal exhaust port" - something you've overlooked. Now's the time to find it, target it, and fire those torpedoes. Just watch out for TIE fighters, aka nagging doubts. Blast 'em away with confidence just like ol' Han would do! And hey, if you're feeling as lost as Luke in a Dagobah swamp, don't forget to lean on your friends. They might just save your skin, like a certain scruffy-looking nerf herder once did. Your lucky numbers this week are 12 (parsecs, of course), and 77. May the Force be with you, Capricorn! #Capricorn #StarsWarsHoroscope #WaningCrescent #MayTheForceBeWithYou

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SignToday Is Posting: 04.04.2024 08:32:02 (cap-04-04-2024)

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