"Capricorn, Strap in! The Stars are Promising a Bumpy Ride: They Just Might Build a Wall Around Your Comfort Zone!"
The next Capricorn will start in 317 days, at Sunday, 22 December, 2024
The Moon moves to Capricorn in 25 days, at Tuesday, 05 March, 2024
Mercury moves to Capricorn in 335 days, at Thursday, 09 January, 2025
Venus is currently in Capricorn
Mars is currently in Capricorn
Pluto moves to Capricorn in 206 days, at Monday, 02 September, 2024
The New moon is currently 28.8 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.
Hey there, Capricorn! Let's roll the dice and see what the cosmos has in store for you this week.
With Venus and Mars both partying it up in your sign, it’s like your life has turned into a fantasy novel written by the love child of J.R.R. Tolkien and George R.R. Martin - let’s just hope it’s less bloody than a Game of Thrones episode.
Your charisma is cranked up to Gandalf levels of enchanting, and you're outshining the stars of Orion's Belt. You're more magnetic than a box full of Magneto's action figures! But remember, even Frodo had to take off the ring sometimes... So don't forget to give some space to your loved ones. They might be feeling a bit like Bilbo Baggins: left behind while you're off on your epic quest.
The new moon, currently as thin as a dragon scale, is a reminder to shed your old dragon skin and embrace the new journey ahead. The next full moon on 24th February is going to be like the Eye of Sauron, watching over your every move. But don't worry - you've got this!
In the words of the great Yoda, "Do or do not, there is no try." In the world of astrology, this translates to: "Be proactive or be passive, there is no middle ground." So get out there and grab life by the horns... or in your case, the goat horns!
Here’s your weekly hashtags to guide you through this fantastical journey, Capricorn: #GandalfCharisma, #FrodoFeels, #BilboBlues, #DragonScaleMoon, #YodaWisdom, #GoatHornsLife.
And remember, this isn't Mordor. There's always a way out if things get too intense. And if all else fails, just remember: you're a Capricorn - you're as sturdy as Gimli's axe and as resilient as Aragorn’s determination!
May the force (and the stars) be with you, Capricorn! 🌟🔭🐐
#Capricorn
SignToday Is Posting: 09.02.2024 08:32:01 (cap-09-02-2024)