"EXTERMINATE Procrastination, Capricorn! Dalek-style Work Ethic is in Your Stars This Week!"
The next Capricorn will start in 288 days, at Sunday, 22 December, 2024
The Moon moves to Capricorn in 23 days, at Monday, 01 April, 2024
Mercury moves to Capricorn in 306 days, at Thursday, 09 January, 2025
Venus moves to Capricorn in 248 days, at Tuesday, 12 November, 2024
Pluto moves to Capricorn in 177 days, at Monday, 02 September, 2024
The New moon is currently 28.3 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.
Hello there, my ambitious mountain goats of Capricorn! If you've been feeling more stubborn than a mule who's misplaced its spectacles, blame it on the New Moon. She's currently 28.3 days old and is strutting her stuff like a teenage diva having a tantrum. The universe is basically your mom saying, "Not until you clean up your room!"
With the next full moon slated to light up the cosmic runway at precisely 7:01:37, on the 25th of March 2024, you've got plenty of time to get your ducks in a row. Or goats. Whichever you prefer, really. I'm not here to judge.
So, how about we use this time wisely, eh? Let's channel that Capricorn tenacity into something productive, like finally mastering the art of making a perfect cup of tea, or understanding why socks disappear in the laundry. (The latter might require some quantum physics, but hey, you're a Capricorn, you can handle it.)
This period is also an excellent time for self-reflection, or as I like to call it, 'navel-gazing without the lint'. So, take a long hard look at yourself in the mirror of the cosmos, and ask the big questions. Like, "Why am I here?" and "What's the meaning of life?" and "How come pizza is round but comes in a square box?"
Remember, Capricorns, when life hands you lemons, make lemonade. And if life hands you too many lemons, open a lemonade stand. Because you're a Capricorn, and you know how to turn adversity into opportunity.
Stay celestial, my friends!
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SignToday Is Posting: 09.03.2024 08:32:01 (cap-09-03-2024)