Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, You're the 'One': Prepare to Dodge Celestial Bullets Like Neo in The Matrix This Month!"

We are currently in the sign of Capricorn

The moon is currently in Capricorn

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 4 days, at Sunday, 14 January, 2024

Venus moves to Capricorn in 14 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars is currently in Capricorn

Pluto is currently in Capricorn

The New moon is currently 28.3 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Hello there, you wonderful Capricorn! Got your space-suit ready? Because we're about to take a trip through the cosmic corridors of your life. With the Moon, Mars, and Pluto all flitting around your sign like they've got some sort of extraterrestrial GPS malfunction, things are about to get as interesting as a Quantum Physics lecture on a Friday night. The Moon in your sign is making you more emotional than a Vulcan at a logic convention. But don't worry, you've got the heart of a Klingon; you'll power through it. Just remember to pack some tissues, or a towel - it's good for crying on and doubles up as a handy tool for any intergalactic hitchhiker. Mars, that fiery planet of action and ambition, is also in your sign. So, expect a surge of energy that would make a Starfleet engineer beam with pride. You're going to be busier than a tribble at a furry convention, so buckle up, Capricorn, and get ready to conquer your universe. Then there's Pluto, the little planet that could. It's hanging out in Capricorn, bringing transformation and change. You might find yourself in the midst of a personal reboot, like when Rimmer upgraded from Hologram 1.0 to 2.0. Don't resist it. Just remember: new software can mean exciting new features! As for the New Moon, it's turning a ripe 28.3 days old. This means it's time to wrap up old projects and prepare for new beginnings. Kind of like when the Red Dwarf crew finally cleaned out their fridge. Or when they tried to, at least. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024. Mark your calendars, folks. This is the perfect time to air out your spacesuit and take a moonlit stroll, or maybe just howl at the moon from your living room. So, Capricorn, it's time to boldly go where no goat has gone before. Let the stars be your guide and remember: in space, no one can hear you scream... unless it's karaoke night. #CapricornCosmos #MoonMarsPlutoParty #InterstellarOverdrive #SpaceGoatAdventures #RedDwarfHoroscope

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SignToday Is Posting: 10.01.2024 08:32:01 (cap-10-01-2024)