"R2D2 Couldn't Compute This! Capricorn, Your Stars are More Misaligned Than a Hyperdrive on the Fritz!"
The next Capricorn will start in 11 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023
The Moon moves to Capricorn in 3 days, at Thursday, 14 December, 2023
Mercury is currently in Capricorn
Venus moves to Capricorn in 44 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024
Mars moves to Capricorn in 25 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024
Pluto is currently in Capricorn
The New moon is currently 27.8 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.
Hey there, Capricorns! This is your favorite astrology nerd coming at you from the cosmos.
First off, Mercury has been hanging out in your sign. And you know what that means, right? You're basically the party host for the celestial equivalent of a rowdy bachelor party. Mercury, the planet of communication and wit, has decided to crash on your cosmic couch, so expect your wit to be sharper than a Yeti's toenail. Make sure to use this power wisely, and not to cut anyone with your razor-sharp sarcasm. #MercuryInCapricorn
Now let's talk about Pluto. That little dwarf planet that refused to disappear (we see you, Pluto!) is also in your sign. And you know what Pluto represents? Transformation, death, rebirth – all that fun stuff. No need to panic though, it doesn't mean you're turning into a werewolf or anything equally dramatic. It just means you're going through some major changes. Maybe you'll finally recycle that pile of pizza boxes, or perhaps you'll decide to build a spaceship in your backyard. Who knows? #PlutoParty
And last but not least, the moon. Our beautiful lunar friend is in the "new moon" phase which is almost 28 days old. It's like a baby moon, fresh and innocent, ready to fill up with light. This is the perfect time to start new projects, set intentions, and plant seeds for the future. But remember, the next full moon is just around the corner on the 27th of December at 0:33:43. So, don't dilly-dally too much. Get those goals in motion before the moon turns full and you become a sleep-deprived werewolf. Wait, I said you weren't turning into a werewolf... never mind, you get the idea. #MoonMania
Alright, Capricorns. That's your cosmic weather report for now. Keep an eye out for those celestial signals and remember: the universe is a big place, but it's still smaller than your potential! Stay groovy, my space goats. #CapricornCraze
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SignToday Is Posting: 11.12.2023 08:32:01 (cap-11-12-2023)