"Capricorn, Brace Yourself for Cosmic Jokes: Universe Set to Misplace Your Keys in the Fourth Dimension This Week!"
The next Capricorn will start in 8 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023
The moon is currently in Capricorn
Mercury is currently retrograde in Capricorn
Venus moves to Capricorn in 41 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024
Mars moves to Capricorn in 22 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024
Pluto is currently in Capricorn
The New moon is currently 1.5 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.
Hello, you diligent goats of the zodiac, Capricorn! Listen up, because your horoscope is gonna be yuge, believe me. With the moon in your sign, you're feeling pretty homey right now. You might find yourself constructing emotional walls faster than I planned to build the one on the Mexican border.
Now, Mercury being retrograde in your sign is a bit like the emails on my private server – it’s all going to come out eventually and probably at the least convenient time. So, expect old issues to pop up again. I'm talking about buried stuff, like the tax returns I haven't released.
And Pluto, oh boy - that little planet-that-could, it's hanging out in Capricorn too. It's like a tiny protester at a rally, demanding transformation. Get ready to drain your personal swamp, folks.
Also, with the New Moon only 1.5 days old, it's like a baby, really terrific. It's a great time to start new projects, but remember, if they don't work out, you can always declare them a bankruptcy and move on.
Capricorns, you're gonna navigate this cosmic chaos like a champ. Maybe even better than I handled the Presidency. Remember, it's not about the size of your astrology chart, it's about how you use it.
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SignToday Is Posting: 14.12.2023 08:32:02 (cap-14-12-2023)