"Capricorns, Brace Yourselves! Saturn's Doing The Cha-Cha and It May Just Knock Your Spaceships Off Course!"
The next Capricorn will start in 159 days, at Sunday, 22 December, 2024
The Moon moves to Capricorn in 3 days, at Friday, 19 July, 2024
Mercury moves to Capricorn in 177 days, at Thursday, 09 January, 2025
Venus moves to Capricorn in 119 days, at Tuesday, 12 November, 2024
Pluto moves to Capricorn in 48 days, at Monday, 02 September, 2024
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 9.6 days old. The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug 2024.
Hey there, Capricorn! 🐐✨
As the Waxing Gibbous moon blinks down at us like a cosmic cyclops with an impressive 9.6-day-old eye, it’s time to take a look at what’s in store for you, my sturdy mountain goats!
Now, you know how when you try to explain quantum physics to your pet goldfish, and he just stares back with that blank, googly-eyed expression? Well, this week might feel a bit like that. You'll be bursting with brilliant ideas and concepts, but others might struggle to grasp them. Don’t take their confusion personally, they're just not on your intellectual wavelength. It's like trying to play chess with a pigeon. The pigeon knocks over all the pieces, poops on the board, and then struts around like it's victorious.
Jupiter’s making its way into your sign, and like a socially awkward party guest, it might stir things up a bit. Keep your cool, Capricorn, just remember, every good host knows how to handle the unexpected. Plus, this celestial visitor is bringing a gift - potential for growth and expansion. So, silver linings and all that jazz.
By the way, did you know that as an Earth sign, you Capricorns are considered the "grown-ups" of the zodiac? Yeah, I know, it's a lot of pressure. But hey, someone's got to be the adult in the room, right? And with your natural knack for organization, responsibility, and practicality, who better than you?
So keep climbing, Capricorn, whether it's mountains or corporate ladders. Just remember to take a break now and then to enjoy the view. After all, what's the point of reaching the top if you can't appreciate the journey?
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SignToday Is Posting: 16.07.2024 08:32:01 (cap-16-07-2024)