Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Brace Yourself: Saturn is Going Retrograde and it's About to Throw More Curves than a UFO on a Cosmic Joyride!"

We are currently in the sign of Capricorn

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 21 days, at Wednesday, 07 February, 2024

Mercury is currently in Capricorn

Venus moves to Capricorn in 7 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars is currently in Capricorn

Pluto is currently in Capricorn

The First Quarter moon is currently 6.5 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Hey there, Capricorn! Buckle up for a cosmic rollercoaster ride because your planetary posse is getting pretty crowded. Mercury, Mars, and Pluto are all kicking back in your sign, turning your life into the celestial version of a high school reunion. It's like they've all decided to crash your party without bringing any snacks! Rude. Now, with Mercury in your sign, you might find yourself talking faster than a caffeine-loaded auctioneer. And boy, will you have the ideas! They'll be popping out of your head like popcorn on a hot stove. Just make sure to catch them before they go flying off into the void. You never know when an idea about inventing time-traveling cyborgs could come in handy. #MercurialMadness But wait, there's more! Mars is also camping out in your sign, making you feel as restless as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs. You're gonna have so much energy, NASA might try to harness you as a renewable power source. Just remember to channel that dynamism into something useful and not pick fights with every toaster that looks at you funny. #MarsMight And then there's Pluto...oh Pluto! Just hanging out in the corner, brooding like a misunderstood teenager. This dwarf planet might stir up some deep-seated issues that you'd rather keep buried. But hey, nobody said transformation was easy. So, grab your metaphorical shovel and start digging. Who knows? You might find a gold nugget of wisdom...or a robotic hand from the future. #PlutonicPurging As for your lunar forecast, the First Quarter moon is about 6.5 days old. It's in its awkward teen phase, not quite a New Moon, not yet a Full Moon. You might feel a bit caught in between, like you're neither here nor there. But don't worry, this is just a phase. You're on your way to lunar puberty and soon you'll be shining bright like a fully mature Moon. #QuarterMoonQuirks So, Capricorn, embrace the madness, channel the might, dig deep into the darkness, and live through the lunar limbo. After all, you are a badass cosmic goat climbing the mountain of life. And remember, "The future's not set. There's no fate but what we make for ourselves." So go ahead, make yours spectacular! #CapricornChronicles

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SignToday Is Posting: 17.01.2024 08:32:01 (cap-17-01-2024)