Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Buckle Up! Planet Alignments are More Tangled than a Sarlacc Pit, and You're the Bounty!"

The next Capricorn will start in 280 days, at Sunday, 22 December, 2024

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 15 days, at Monday, 01 April, 2024

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 298 days, at Thursday, 09 January, 2025

Venus moves to Capricorn in 240 days, at Tuesday, 12 November, 2024

Pluto moves to Capricorn in 169 days, at Monday, 02 September, 2024

The First Quarter moon is currently 7.6 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Hey, Capricorn! What's up? Or should I say, what's down? Because gravity, right? #NerdJokes. But here we go, your astrological forecast is coming at you faster than a photon traveling at the speed of light. First things first, let's talk about the moon. It's currently 7.6 days old, which in human years is...well, it's still 7.6 days old. The moon doesn't age like fine wine or cheese, folks. But its phase does stir up some interesting vibes for you, dear Capricorn. During this First Quarter phase, you're kind of like Schrödinger's cat; both simultaneously ready to take on new challenges and wanting to hide under your blankets. It's a cosmic paradox, my friend! #QuantumCapricorn But fear not! Just as that nerdy guy eventually gets the girl in those sci-fi movies, your persistence and practicality will get you through. Remember, even black holes start as stars. You're just in the middle of your supernova transformation! #AstroNerd This week, channel your inner-nerd. Embrace the binary code of life: learn from the 0's, celebrate the 1's, and remember that no matter how many times you have to hit 'reset', you're still the most resilient character in the game. And hey, if all else fails, just remember you're spinning on a big blue ball in the middle of infinite space. How's that for perspective? #HippieWisdom Until next time, keep reaching for the stars, Capricorn - or at least until your arms get tired. 🚀

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