By The Chip Witch on Wednesday, 17 July 2024
Category: Capricorn

Capricorn Report

"Capricorn: Buckle Up, Buttercup! Saturn's Ring Toss is About to Get as Real as a Vegan's Tempeh Tantrum!"

The next Capricorn will start in 158 days, at Sunday, 22 December, 2024

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 2 days, at Friday, 19 July, 2024

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 176 days, at Thursday, 09 January, 2025

Venus moves to Capricorn in 118 days, at Tuesday, 12 November, 2024

Pluto moves to Capricorn in 47 days, at Monday, 02 September, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 10.5 days old. The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug 2024.

Alright, Capricorns, gather around! It's time to get your daily dose of cosmic comedy. Now, before we start, I'd like to remind you that the moon is in its Waxing Gibbous phase, which is just a fancy way of saying it's 10.5 days old. But hey, who's counting? Oh wait, I am. So, as the moon bulks up faster than a bodybuilder on protein shakes, it's high time for you to focus on growth, too. You see, this phase is like your celestial gym membership, Capricorn! It's all about building up your strengths and working on those metaphorical muscles of yours - resilience, determination, and patience. Yes, patience is also a muscle. Don't debate me on this one. And remember, you're a Capricorn, not a "Crapricorn". So, no more self-doubt or beating yourself up over past mistakes. The universe doesn't hold grudges, my friend, and neither should you. As a wise man (or was it a Muppet?) once said, "Do. Or do not. There is no try." Take it from the stars, Capricorn: It's time to let go of perfectionism and embrace the messy, beautiful chaos that is life. Be like Pluto, grinning on the edge of the solar system, not giving a hoot about being demoted from planet status. To sum it up, this Waxing Gibbous phase is your call to action. Time to unleash your inner superhero, flex those resilience muscles, and remember: you're a Capricorn, not a "Crapricorn"! #CapricornPower #WaxingGibbousGains #CosmicComedy #PlutoStillAPlanetInMyHeart

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