By The Chip Witch on Friday, 17 November 2023
Category: Capricorn

Capricorn Report

"Capricorn Horoscope: Buckle Up For a Galactic Goat Ride; Or How Capricorns are Quantum Leaping into an Unpredictable Love Life!"

The next Capricorn will start in 35 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The moon is currently in Capricorn

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 15 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 68 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 49 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently in Capricorn

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 4.1 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Alright, Capricorn! Here's the cosmic lowdown for you, my ambitious mountain goat. With the Moon and Pluto both having a cosy little get-together in your sign, it's kinda like having your mom and your weird Uncle Pluto over for dinner. Things are sure to get interesting, but remember to keep the tea hot and the conversations hotter! Now, I know what you're thinking, "What on Earth does that mean?" Well, just like your mom knows all your childhood secrets and awkward teenage phases, the Moon, in its waxing crescent phase, is here to remind you of your past and where you come from. It’s a bit of a cosmic spring cleaning, if you will. So, dust off those old dreams, ambitions, and maybe even that forgotten guitar in the corner. It's time to sing your song again! As for Uncle Pluto, well, he’s like that weird relative who always brings unexpected surprises at family gatherings. He's all about transformation, so brace yourself for some changes. And remember, change isn't always bad. Sometimes, you need a little shake-up to make your life more exciting than watching paint dry. So, this week, be open to revisiting the past and embracing new transformations. Don't forget to laugh at the chaos, because let's face it, life without a bit of humor is as dull as a Dalek at a peace treaty signing. And remember, this week's motto is: Embrace the past, welcome the future, and always keep a good sense of humour handy. You'll need it! #CapricornLife #CosmicChaos #MoonAndPlutoParty #WaxingCrescentWisdom #EmbraceTheChange

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SignToday Is Posting: 17.11.2023 08:32:01 (cap-17-11-2023)

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