"Capricorn: Expect Cosmic Goat Drama this Week as Saturn Pulls a Prank on Your Love Life!"
The next Capricorn will start in 154 days, at Sunday, 22 December, 2024
The moon is currently in Capricorn
Mercury moves to Capricorn in 172 days, at Thursday, 09 January, 2025
Venus moves to Capricorn in 114 days, at Tuesday, 12 November, 2024
Pluto moves to Capricorn in 43 days, at Monday, 02 September, 2024
The Full moon is currently 14.7 days old. The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug 2024.
Hey there Capricorns! Here's your horoscope, straight from the cosmos, and delivered with a side of cosmic chuckles.
Oh Boy! With the moon in your sign, it's like having E.T. as a house guest, but instead of phoning home, he's using your Wi-Fi to binge-watch Star Trek. And no, he doesn't understand why you keep offering him Reese's Pieces either.
Your emotions might feel a bit like E.T’s finger right now: glowing, intense, and capable of miraculous feats (like healing or telepathically connecting with a strange alien child). But remember, even E.T. had to go home eventually, so don't let your emotions kidnap you for too long.
With the Full Moon being about 14.7 days old, it's in its moody teenager phase. You might feel a bit more sensitive than usual, just like when E.T. got drunk off that Coors in the kitchen. So, go easy on the beers, and instead, reach for some comfort food. Perhaps a pizza topped with M&M's? It's an alien delicacy, I promise.
If you’re feeling lost, just remember E.T.'s immortal words: "E.T. phone home." Your roots, your foundations, they're your home. They'll help you navigate through this lunar cycle.
In conclusion, Capricorn, you're in for a ride that's more thrilling than a bike flight across the moon! Just remember, if anyone asks, E.T. is not an alien, he's your cousin from Albuquerque. Stay stellar, my space goats!
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SignToday Is Posting: 21.07.2024 08:32:02 (cap-21-07-2024)