Capricorn Report

"Galactic Goat Alert! Capricorn, It's time to climb that cosmic mountain with a latte in one hand and a spreadsheet in the other!"

The next Capricorn will start in 23 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 15 days, at Thursday, 14 December, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 3 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 56 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 37 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently in Capricorn

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 16.8 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Ahoy, Capricorn! The stars have aligned, the cosmos has spoken, and your horoscope is here. Straight from the celestial oven, piping hot and covered in cosmic cheese. And let me tell you, it's a doozy! With Pluto in your sign, it's like you're at a cosmic tea party with the dark lord of the underworld himself. Don't panic, he's not that bad once you get to know him - bit of a party animal, really. But remember, he's a stickler for boundaries and transformation, so embrace your inner chameleon. It’s time to change colors. Shed that old skin, and step into your new intergalactic jumpsuit. The Waning Gibbous moon, currently 16.8 days old, is staring down at us like a disapproving professor who caught you eating in class. This is no time for slacking, Capricorn! The Gibbous moon is basically the Universe's way of saying, "You've got this, but don't take your eyes off the prize!" So, keep pushing forward, even if you feel like you're trying to assemble IKEA furniture without the manual. This week, expect to juggle the unexpected, like a clown at a circus, only instead of bowling pins, you’re juggling flaming asteroids. You'll need to balance your personal life, work demands, and maybe an alien invasion or two. But hey, as a Capricorn, you've got more grit than a sandpaper factory. You've got this! Remember, you're a goat climbing the mountain of life, not a hamster stuck on a wheel. So, tackle those challenges head-on. And if anyone tries to bring you down, just remind them that while they were busy doubting you, you were busy doing science. Stay strong, stay weird, and may the cosmic force be with you. #CapricornChaos #PlutoParty #WaningGibbousWisdom #CosmicGoat #LifeIsAScienceExperiment

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SignToday Is Posting: 29.11.2023 08:32:01 (cap-29-11-2023)