"Capricorn's Week Ahead: Brace Yourself for Cosmic Administration Errors, Intergalactic Miscommunications, and, Oh Yes, Possibly a Chance of Love, if You're Into That Sort of Thing."
Capricorn is the tenth astrological sign in the zodiac, originating from the constellation of Capricornus. It spans the 270–300th degree of the zodiac, corresponding to celestial longitude.
"Capricorn's Week Ahead: Brace Yourself for Cosmic Administration Errors, Intergalactic Miscommunications, and, Oh Yes, Possibly a Chance of Love, if You're Into That Sort of Thing."
"Brace Yourselves, Capricorns! Saturn's Retrograde is About to Make Your Life More Twisted Than a TARDIS Time Loop!"
"Capricorn, Grab Your Snowshoes and Thermos! Your Stars Predict a Blizzard of Change in Your Love Life!"
"Capricorns, Prepare to Cosmically Bump Into Furniture: Saturn's Taking a Sabbatical and Left You Dancing in the Dark!"
"Capricorn, Your Stars are More Aligned than Scully's Skepticism: Brace for Inexplicable Abundance of Potted Plants!"