"Capricorn, Hold Tight to Your Horns! Gravity's Taking a Vacation and Saturn's Ringing Your Doorbell!"
Capricorn is the tenth astrological sign in the zodiac, originating from the constellation of Capricornus. It spans the 270–300th degree of the zodiac, corresponding to celestial longitude.
"Capricorn, Hold Tight to Your Horns! Gravity's Taking a Vacation and Saturn's Ringing Your Doorbell!"
"Capricorn Forecast: Science Confirms, 10 Out of 10 Goats Agree, Gravity Still Works - But Saturn's Rings May Cause Fashion Faux Pas!"
"Capricorn, Buckle Up! Your Saturn-ruled week looks more rollercoaster-ish than Schrödinger's cat on a caffeine binge!"