In Western astrology, astrological signs are the twelve 30° sectors of the ecliptic. The order of the astrological signs is Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius and Pisces. Each sector is named for a constellation it passes through.
The concept of the zodiac originated in Babylonian astrology, and was later influenced by Hellenistic culture. According to astrology, celestial phenomena relate to human activity on the principle of "as above, so below", so that the signs are held to represent characteristic modes of expression.
"Virgo, You're Bursting with Potential, Much Like a Xenomorph from an Unfortunate Crew Member's Chest!"
"Leo, Prepare to Roar: Mars Enters Your Sign, Expect Sudden Urge to Conquer Galaxies and Binge-Watch Stargate!"
"Crabby Cancerians, Prepare for the Celestial Hokey Pokey: You Put Your Right Claw In, You Take Your Right Claw Out!"
"Aries: Mars is in Retrograde; Time to Charge Ahead or Hide Under Your Bed? Either Way, Don't Forget Your Tin Foil Hat!"
"Scorpio's Week Ahead: Expect Cosmic Highs, Planetary Lows, and a Chance of Meteor Showers...Don't Forget Your Galactic Umbrella!"
"Attention Virgos: Mercury isn't in retrograde, it's just doing a cosmic cha-cha slide. Prepare for a week of celestial salsa!"
"Bounty of the Stars: Leo's Galactic Forecast - Now with 100% More Wookie Charm and Less Sarlacc Pitfall!"
"Cancer, prepare for a cosmic crab-walk! The stars whisper 'sideways is the new forward' and your moon's in retrograde. Hold onto your shells!"
"Double The Fun, Double The Trouble: Gemini's Cosmic Roller Coaster Ride Into The Twilight Zone of Retrogrades!"
"Star-crossed Tauruses, boldly go where no bull has gone before: Unexpected romance and a Spock-like logic upgrade in your weekly horoscope!"
"Aries, You're About to Burst into Cosmic Flames Brighter Than a Supernova in a Firefly Marathon! Hold Onto Your Space Boots!"
"Moon Ditches Aquarius to Skinny-dip in Pisces: Galactic Shifts and What They Mean for Your Netflix Queue!"
"Pisces, Prepare to Surf the Cosmic Waves: Neptune's Got a Tsunami of Whimsy and Quantum Fluctuations Heading Your Way!"
"Great Scott, Capricorn! It's Time to Flux Capacitor Your Future: Will You Stay in 1955 or Jump to 2022?"
"Scorpio, Prepare to Sting! Your Planetary Alignment is More Confused Than a Chameleon in a Bag of Skittles!"
"Virgo Vibes: Get Ready to Organize Your Socks by Color and Conquer Quantum Physics - All in a Day’s Work!"
"Leo, Prepare To Roar: Your Lion's Main Attraction Might Be a Black Hole This Week - But Don't Worry, It's Just a Hairball!"
"Cancer Star Gazers, Prepare for Galactic Shenanigans! Your Moon is in Retrograde and Mars is Acting Like a Jealous Sibling!"
"Great Scott, Gemini! Buckle up for a Cosmic Flux Capacitor Overload in your Quadrants of Communication!"
"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! Incoming Comet of Chaos Might Just Rearrange Your Living Room Furniture!"
"Aries, Strap on Your Rocket Boots! You're About to Moonwalk Across the Milky Way of Life's Challenges - With a Side Order of Quantum Physics!"
"Pisces, prepare to swim through the cosmic soup! The universe is offering you an extra serving of stardust this month, hold onto your fins!"
"Quasar Quirks or Nebula Nuisances? Either Way, Hold onto Your Warp Cores, Aquarians, It's Going to be a Bumpy Ride Through the Space-Time Continuum!"
"Resistance is Futile, Capricorn! Planetary Alignments Dictate a Week of Unavoidable Social Interaction!"
"Libra: Balance or Bust! This Week's Forecast Predicts a Cosmic Tug-of-War, So Grab Your Space Popcorn!"
"Virgo Alert: Mercury in Retrograde! Expect Sudden Cravings for Vegan Tacos, Misplaced Reading Glasses, and Quantum Physics Debates!"
"Cancer, Buckle Up! Your Star is on Lightspeed to Loveville - Don't Forget to Pack Your Heart's GPS!"
"Aries, Your Stars Are Cooking Up a Supernova of Success - Just Remember Not to Burn Your Cosmic Cookies!"
"Capricorns, Brace Yourselves: Saturn's Ringing Your Doorbell Ready for a Cosmic Cuppa...and Maybe a Bit of Karmic Housecleaning!"
"Sagittarius, Time to Realign Your Cosmic Arrows; The Universe Hasn't Been This Confused Since the Big Bang!"
"Scorpio, Prepare for a Galactic Rumble: Mars Enters Retrograde and Your Love Life Could Use a Goa'uld Shield!"
"Libra, prepare to balance the cosmic scales as Mercury retrogrades into your sign: It's like a celestial seesaw with a dash of quantum physics!"
"Leo, Prepare to Roar: Galactic Catnip and Quantum Hairballs Forecasted for Your Astrological Playground!"
"Cosmic Claws at the Ready, Crabs! Galactic Bake-Off Approaching with Mercury Buttering Your Bread on Both Sides!"
"Gemini, Prepare for Twin-Peak Shenanigans: Mercury Retrogrades, Your Doppelganger Takes the Wheel!"
"Stellar Bull-Market Ahead! Taurus, Grab Your Galactic Overalls - It's Time to Plow the Cosmic Fields of Fortune!"
"Engage, Pisces! Warp Speed Ahead Towards a Nebula of Nostalgia, But Don't Forget to Set Your Phasers to Fun!"
"Planetary Puzzles and Galactic Giggles: Aquarius, Brace Yourself for a Cosmic Roller Coaster of Quantum Quirks!"
"Capricorn: Prepare for a Cosmic Goat-cha! Planets Align to Stir Your Inner Nerd – It's Time to Break out the Pocket Protectors!"
"Cheer Up, Scorpio, It's Not Like Your Planetary Alignment Is Worse Than Being Stuck On A Vogon Spaceship!"
"Virgo Vibes: Time to Organize Your Socks, Double-Check Your Spreadsheets, and Channel That Inner Cosmic Nerd Energy!"
"Bullish Taurus, Your Week is More Balanced than a Particle in Quantum Superposition - But Watch Out For Those Unexpected Neutron Waves!"
"Galactic Forecast Alert: Aries, Prepare to Ram-ble Through the Universe with Mars in Your Corner, Extra Coffee Advised!"
"Pisces, Brace Yourself: The Universe Decided to Throw a Cosmic Disco Party and You're the Glitter Ball!"
"Virgo, Prepare for an Alien Invasion of Productivity: Your Organizational Skills Have the Galactic Council Taking Notes!"
"Leos, Brace Yourselves! Universe 'Mane'-tains Perfect Hair Day Forecast with a Chance of Supernova Egos!"
"Cancer, the Crab: Ditching the Shell for Some Interstellar Tango with Mars – No Claw Holding Allowed!"
"Brace Yourselves, Earthlings! The Moon's Packing Up Its Arrow and Goat Gear as It Road Trips from Sagittarius to Capricorn!"
"Sagittarius, Prepare to Pucker up: Jupiter's Swinging into Your Orbit, and It's Bringing Galactic Mistletoe!"
"Scorpio, Brace Yourself! Mars is Not Just a Chocolate Bar Anymore, It's Influencing Your Love Life Too!"
"Libra: Brace Your Scales! The Universe is Tipping Towards a Cosmic Comedic Cacophony - Perfect Weather for Balancing Checkbooks!"
"Cancerians, Buckle up for a Cosmic Rollercoaster - Even Your Crab Shell Can't Protect You from This Astral Buffet!"
"Gemini, May the Force be with You: Twin Suns on Tatooine Have Nothing on Your Dual Nature This Week!"
"Stubborn Taurus, Prepare to Graze Fresh Pastures: Uranus Lobs Cosmic Curveballs and You're Up to Bat!"
"Galactic Ram Alert: Aries, Prepare for a Cosmic Headbutt with Destiny! (Also, Jupiter Called, Your Parking Ticket is Overdue)"
"Capricorn, Brace Yourself: Saturn's Retrograde is Coming and It’s More Confusing Than a Vogon Poetry Reading!"
"Scorpio Season: Expect to Sting or Be Stung, Either Way, Remember Your Anti-venom of Love and Laughter!"
"Libra, I'm Afraid I Can't Let You Ignore Your Horoscope: Balance is Key, Just Don't Float Off into Space!"
"Virgo's Weekly Forecast: 'Mercury Retrograde Calls for a Time-Out, but Fear Not, It's Only Asking for a Sip of Your Herbal Tea and Some Quantum Physics Chit-Chat!'"
"Brace Yourselves, Leos! The Universe Just Confirmed: You're Not Just the King of the Jungle, but Also of Dramatic Star Alignments!"
"Are You Seeing Double or Is It Just Gemini Season? Unplug From The Matrix And Dial Into Your Twin Superpowers!"
"Brace Yourselves, Space Nerds! The Moon's Trading its Intense Scorpio Vibes for Sagittarius' Party Pants!"
"Pisces, prepare to feel like a fish out of water... in space! Cosmic waves are churning - Hold onto your flippers!"
"Capricorn, get ready to take on the universe: Even Alien Xenomorphs can't resist your charm this month!"
"Scorpio, Prepare to Sting: Mars Misplaces Keys, Unleashes Cosmic Chaos - Your Coffee Might Be Impacted!"
"Libra, Your Scales are Tipping: Time to Balance the Cosmic Equation or Else Your Love Life Might Look Like a Farscape Episode!"
"Virgo Alert: Time to Counterbalance that Perfectionism with Cosmic Chaos. Universe Declares, 'It's Not You, It's Your Mercury Alignment!'"
"Crabby Cancers, Brace Yourselves! Cosmic Waves Heading Your Way Might Just Turn that Frown Upside-Down!"
"Quantum Leap in Taurus Territory: Grab Your Phaser, We're Going Warp Speed into Self-Discovery and Star-Trekking Adventure!"
"Pisces, Prepare to Warp Speed Into a Galaxy of Emotions: Emotional Wormholes and the Nebulous Nature of Netflix Binges!"
"Aquarius: Time to be the Eccentric Starship Captain of Your Destiny - Just Don't Get Stuck in a Wormhole!"
"Sagittarius, Prepare for Intergalactic Shenanigans: Your Spirit Animal, the Centaur, Just Borrowed Einstein's GPS!"
"Scorpio, Brace Your Antennae: It's More Rocks in the Warp Drive Than Roses in the Holodeck This Week!"
"Libra: The Scales of Justice or Just a Casual Balance Enthusiast? Join the Galactic Gymnastics this Week!"
"Virgo Alert! Cosmic Tidying Up Underway: Prepare for Precision, Perfection, and Peculiar Penchants for Planet Alignment. May the Force of Mercury be with You."
"Leo, prepare to Roar! Your mane is about to get supernova-level unruly as Mars enters a dance-off with Mercury. Don't forget your anti-frizz spray and diplomacy skills!"
"Cancer, Brace Yourself: The Crab Nebula Has You in Its Pincers! It's Not Game Over, but a Cosmic Conga Dance!"
"Galactic Giggles: Gemini's Dual Personalities Attempt to Outwit Each Other in a Cosmic Comedy of Errors!"
"Brace Yourselves, Taurus: Venus in Retrograde Plans to Turn Your World Upside Down, Just Like the Master's TARDIS on a Bad Day!"
"Brace Yourselves, The Moon's Swapping Scales for Stingers: Libra to Scorpio Transition, or as I Like to Call it, the Celestial Costume Change!"
"Brace Yourself, Pisces: Mercury's in Retrograde and it's More Confusing than a Quantum Physics Lecture!"
"Great Scorpio! Strap on your celestial seatbelts, we're hitting 88 mph! Pluto's in retrograde and things are about to get heavy!"
"Libra Log Supplemental: Balancing Act in Zero Gravity Continues, Expect Sudden Shifts in Emotional Thrusters!"
"Virgo, Buckle up, Kid! Mercury's in Retrograde and We're About to Make The Kessel Run in Under 12 Parsecs!"
"Cancerians, Prepare for an Alien Invasion of Good Vibes: The Universe Decides to Probe Your Happiness Sector!"
"Double Trouble: Gemini Season Brings Out Your Inner Twin, and No, They Can't Both Fit in a Carbonite Chamber!"
"RAMp up the Energy: Aries, Time to Quantum Leap into Your Best Life... Just Remember to Land on Your Hooves!"
"Pisces, Prepare for a Quantum Leap in Love: Neptune's Sending You More Signals Than a Frantic SETI Scientist!"
"Attention Aquarians: Mercury in Retrograde Calls for a Cosmic Do-Over! Time to Reboot Your Planetary Processor!"
"Capricorn, Your Stars are Aligning: Time to Embrace Your Inner Goat and Climb to New Heights...Just Don't Forget Your Safety Harness!"
"Scorpio, Prepare to be 'Astro-nated': This Month, Your Stars are Saying, 'Hasta la Vista, Bad Vibes!'"
"Cosmic Crustaceans, Assemble! Cancerians, Prepare for a Galactic Ride as Planets Play Musical Chairs!"
"Aries, This Week You're The 'Chosen Ram': Channeling Your Inner Neo To Dodge Retrograde Bullets Like A Boss!"
"Neptune's Nerd Alert: Pisces, Expect a Cosmic Caffeine Overdose with a Side of Quantum Quirkiness!"
"May the Force be with Aquarius: Expect a Galactic Shift in Your Love Sector - Even Yoda Couldn't Predict This!"
"Saturn's in Retrograde, Capricorn! Time to Channel Your Inner Goat & Scale New Heights...or Just Stubbornly Refuse to Move!"
"Brace Yourselves, Sagittarius! Your Stars Have More Twists and Turns Than Spaghetti in a Black Hole!"
"Libra's Scales Tilt Towards Chaos: The Universe Says 'Less Work, More Play'... and Maybe Some Quantum Physics!"
"Virgo, Get Ready to Dust Off Your Super-Nerd Cape: This Week Promises Galactic Geek-outs and Quantum Quandaries!"
"Leo, You're Roaring Like a Star but Your Mane's Got a Bit of Cosmic Frizz! Time for a Nebula Conditioner!"
"Neo-Cancer Forecast: Get ready to dodge emotional bullets, Crabby Ones! You're 'The One' This Month!"
"Gemini, prepare for a cosmic conga line! Your dual personalities are about to do the tango with Jupiter!"
"Taurus, Brace for Incoming! Your Stubbornness Might Just Have Met Its Match - Mercury in Retrograde!"
"Brace Yourselves, Earthlings! The Moon's Swapping its Virgo Mood Swings for Libra's Balance Beam Missteps!"
"Aquarius, Prepare to Navigate the Cosmic Seas: Your Serenity Might Encounter Some Unexpected Black Holes!"
"Sagittarius, It's Time to Unleash Your Inner Centaur: Aiming High, Shooting Arrows and Hopefully Not Hitting Your Foot!"
"Libra, Balance Your Scales! Or the Universe Might Tilt and We'll All Slide into Pisces' Emotional Pool Party!"
"Cancer, Grab Your Shell and Wand: An Epic Quest of Cosmic Proportions Awaits in Your Horoscope - Frodo Baggins Style!"
"Twins on Patrol: Gemini, Prepare to Double Down on Destiny, Funky Vibes, and Black Holes of Chaos. It's Not Crime Fighting, But it Might as Well Be!"
"Open the Pod Bay Doors, Taurus: Your Bullish Persistence May Encounter Some Space-Time Wrinkles This Month!"
"Aries, Prepare for a Galactic Collision of Energies as Mars Shifts into Retrograde: Hold Onto Your Star Socks!"
"Aquarius, This Week You'll Be More Balanced than the Force on a Good Day - Just Watch Out for Any Unexpected Sith Encounters!"
"Capricorn, get ready! This week you'll have more ups and downs than a TARDIS on a dodgy flight path!"
"Beep Boop Beep! Sagittarius, Your Stars Suggest a Stellar Week Ahead, If You Can Dodge The Asteroids of Life Like You're in a Galactic Federation Video Game!"
"Gemini, Prepare for a Dazzling Duel of Doppelgangers as Your Twin Stars Gear Up for Galactic Giggles!"
"Planetary Alignment Says: Taurus, Grab Your Bull by the Horns and Prepare for a Space Odyssey of Cosmic Proportions!"
"Interstellar Alert: Aries, Prepare for a Ride as Mars Shifts into High Gear! (Also, Don't Forget Your Helmet.)"
"Breaking Cosmic News: Mars Ditches Aquarius to Skinny Dip in Pisces - Galactic Skinny Jeans No Longer Fit!"
"Fishy Forecast: Pisces Poised to Plunge into a Puddle of Planetary Perplexities! Grab Your Galactic Goggles!"
"Beam Up Your Expectations, Aquarius! Starfleet Predicts a Warp-Speed Week of Interstellar Surprises & Tribble-Level Troubles!"
"Capricorn, brace your circuits: It's not a trap, just Venus in retrograde! Prepare for emotional overloads and occasional system glitches!"
"Sagittarians, Brace Yourselves: The Cosmos Goes Retrograde in Hippy Chic, Expecting an Influx of Space-Time Anomalies and Sudden Cravings for Tofu!"
