By The Chip Witch on Tuesday, 02 April 2024
Category: Gemini

Gemini Report

"Gemini, Prepare for Twin-Peak Shenanigans: Mercury Retrogrades, Your Doppelganger Takes the Wheel!"

The next Gemini will start in 49 days, at Tuesday, 21 May, 2024

The Moon moves to Gemini in 10 days, at Friday, 12 April, 2024

Mercury moves to Gemini in 63 days, at Tuesday, 04 June, 2024

Venus moves to Gemini in 52 days, at Friday, 24 May, 2024

Mars moves to Gemini in 110 days, at Sunday, 21 July, 2024

Jupiter moves to Gemini in 54 days, at Sunday, 26 May, 2024

The Third Quarter moon is currently 22.3 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Hey there, Gemini! With the Third Quarter moon 22.3 days old and counting, we're in for quite a cosmic ride. The twins of the zodiac are set to experience a double dose of lunar energy that's sure to send your duality into overdrive. Remember that time when you thought it was a good idea to juggle fire while riding a unicycle? Yeah, this week will feel a bit like that, only without the safety net. Embrace the unexpected and remember, the universe has a sense of humor, even if its jokes are sometimes on par with a dad's puns. Speaking of dads, expect some family matters to surface this week. Your sibling rivalry may reach new heights, or depths, depending on how you see it. Let's just say it wouldn't be surprising if you found yourself in a water gun fight over who gets the last slice of pizza. The stars also suggest an encounter with a past flame. Now, I'm not saying they're a time-traveler, but let's face it, with Gemini, anything is possible. Just remember to stay grounded and maybe have a fire extinguisher handy... you know, just in case. In terms of work, your communication skills are about to shine brighter than a supernova. So, go ahead, dazzle your colleagues with your wit and charm, but be careful not to blind them completely. After all, workplace accidents can be such a drag. And finally, dear Gemini, remember to embrace your dual nature. Just because you're a little bit nerdy and a little bit hippie, doesn't mean you can't also be a lot a bit awesome! #GeminiLife #AstrologyWithATwist #MoonMadness #FamilyFeuds #PastFlames #SupernovaCommunications #NerdyHippieAwesome

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SignToday Is Posting: 02.04.2024 07:22:01 (gem-02-04-2024)

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