"Brace Yourselves, Gemini: Mercury Goes Retrograde and Your Wi-Fi Probably Will Too!"
The next Gemini will start in 292 days, at Tuesday, 21 May, 2024
The Moon moves to Gemini in 7 days, at Thursday, 10 August, 2023
Mercury moves to Gemini in 306 days, at Tuesday, 04 June, 2024
Venus moves to Gemini in 295 days, at Friday, 24 May, 2024
Mars moves to Gemini in 353 days, at Sunday, 21 July, 2024
Jupiter moves to Gemini in 297 days, at Sunday, 26 May, 2024
The Full moon is currently 16.6 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.
Greetings, Gemini! Your dual nature is all set for an interstellar journey, akin to the warp speed on the Starship Enterprise. As the moon is 16.6 days old, it's older than some of the cheese in my fridge. It's a full moon, folks, and this means it's time for you to shine brighter than Captain Picard's bald head.
The celestial twins, Castor and Pollux, are doing a cosmic jig, which indicates that your intellectual pursuits are about to go into hyperdrive. Be warned though, there might be a few Klingons around Uranus, if you know what I mean. Basically, keep an eye out for unexpected challenges that might try to photon torpedo your progress.
On the love front, you're as irresistible as Counselor Troi's Betazoid charm. However, remember that even Riker had to wait for seven seasons for a committed relationship. So, don't rush into anything just yet.
Remember, Gemini, unlike Vulcan's, it's okay to feel. So, let those emotions flow like the tears of a Romulan. Keep your tricorder handy for detecting any signs of upcoming opportunities, especially ones that seem as elusive as a cloaked Romulan Warbird.
And remember, Gemini, in the words of Jean-Luc Picard, "Make it so!" Shine bright like a dilithium crystal and take on the universe one star at a time.
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SignToday Is Posting: 03.08.2023 07:22:01 (gem-03-08-2023)