"RoboCop to Gemini: Put Down Your Twin Doughnuts, It's Time to Charge Your Crystals and Align Those Planets!"
The next Gemini will start in 322 days, at Tuesday, 21 May, 2024
The Moon moves to Gemini in 10 days, at Friday, 14 July, 2023
Mercury moves to Gemini in 336 days, at Tuesday, 04 June, 2024
Venus moves to Gemini in 325 days, at Friday, 24 May, 2024
Jupiter moves to Gemini in 327 days, at Sunday, 26 May, 2024
The Full moon is currently 15.7 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.
Hello, Gemini! Oh, you're a curious one, aren't you? Always buzzing about like a bee that's had too much caffeine. But let's dive into the cosmic tea leaves and see what they're whispering today.
The full moon is 15.7 days old. Now I know what you're thinking, "What on Earth does that even mean?" Well, in astrological terms, it means your life is about to become as crammed as my inbox after I've been on vacation for a week. Prepare for some intense lunar energy heading your way!
You know how when you're trying to solve a Rubik's Cube and you get so close, but then you make one wrong move and end up having to start over? Yeah, that's your love life this week. So, don't rush into anything. Remember, slow and steady wins the race. Or in your case, slow and steady avoids a cosmic faceplant.
In terms of work, you might feel like you're juggling flaming torches while riding a unicycle on a tightrope. And all this while your boss is throwing more stuff at you. But don't worry, you've got this. Just remember the three 'P's: Patience, Persistence and Procrastination (Just kidding about the last one... or am I?).
And lastly, stay hydrated. Seriously, the stars told me to tell you that. Apparently, they're concerned about your water intake. So gulp down some H2O, because nobody wants a dehydrated Gemini!
So, there you have it. Your cosmic weekend forecast: some love life turbulence, work chaos and a strong reminder to drink water. But hey, it's all part of the adventure, right?
Until next time, keep reaching for the stars, even if you have to stand on a chair to do it!
#GeminiChaos #LunarMadness #HydrateOrDiedrate
Remember, you are an infinite being in a cosmic playground. Now go out there and slide down that celestial slide!
#Gemini
SignToday Is Posting: 04.07.2023 07:22:01 (gem-04-07-2023)