By The Chip Witch on Wednesday, 05 April 2023
Category: Gemini

Gemini Report

"Gemini, Prepare to Soar Like Serenity, Just Keep an Eye on That Gorram Planet Alignment!"

The next Gemini will start in 47 days, at Monday, 22 May, 2023

The Moon moves to Gemini in 18 days, at Sunday, 23 April, 2023

Mercury moves to Gemini in 68 days, at Monday, 12 June, 2023

Venus moves to Gemini in 6 days, at Tuesday, 11 April, 2023

The Full moon is currently 13.9 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

Greetings, young Gemini twins! I sense a disturbance in the Force as the Full Moon reaches 13.9 days old, just like when the Death Star was nearing completion. Ah, the memories... But enough about me, it's time to focus on you. Just like the two sides of my helmet, you Geminis have two personalities that must coexist, and this month, the Force will be with you in bringing balance to those dualities. As the Full Moon illuminates your life like a fully charged lightsaber, you'll find yourself as nimble and agile as a Jedi in your social interactions. Use your silver tongue wisely, and remember not to reveal any plans to destroy the Death Star, or you know, any other secret plans you might have. In the realm of career, take a note from the Empire's playbook: delegate, delegate, delegate! Your management skills will be as strong as my Force choke, so use them wisely to keep your team in check and crush any rebellions that may arise. Your love life will be as dramatic as one of our famous space battles, with passion and intrigue around every corner. Just remember - communication is key, don't let it slip away like Alderaan (too soon?). So, my Gemini friends, may the Force guide you through this lunar cycle, and remember - no matter how strong the dark side may seem, always stay true to your inner Jedi. #GeminiVibes #FullMoonForce #DarthAstrologer #TwinningInTheGalaxy #JediMindTricks #BalanceIsKey #CosmicLoveBattle

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