By The Chip Witch on Thursday, 11 May 2023
Category: Gemini

Gemini Report

"Get Ready, Gemini: Hasta La Vista, Baby – Astro-nator's Forecast Promises a Blast from the Past and Future Combined!"

The next Gemini will start in 10 days, at Sunday, 21 May, 2023

The Moon moves to Gemini in 9 days, at Saturday, 20 May, 2023

Mercury moves to Gemini in 32 days, at Monday, 12 June, 2023

The Third Quarter moon is currently 20.7 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

Greetings, Gemini space cadets! 🚀 Buckle up your moon boots and get ready for a cosmic adventure as Flash Gordon-style horoscopes are here to guide you through the intergalactic maze of life! The Third Quarter moon, currently 20.7 days old, is like that one weird cousin at the family reunion who's always fun to be around but also kinda makes you question their life choices. Keep an eye on this celestial body, Gemini, as it may bring some unexpected surprises your way this week! Being the twin sign, you're no stranger to duality, so remember that communication is key. Channel your inner Flash Gordon and zap any misunderstandings away with your laser-like wit! But, beware of the occasional asteroid of miscommunication hurtling towards you. Dodge them like Flash dodging Ming's evil minions! In matters of love, expect a planetary twist! Venus, the goddess of love, is giving you a cosmic wink 😉, so put on your most dazzling space suit and prepare to charm the socks off potential romantic interests. Just remember, Gemini, to keep your phasers set to stun, not obliterate! Workwise, you might find yourself in a cosmic tug-of-war between your ambitions and some pesky space debris (aka: distractions). Maintain your course, dear Gemini, and don't let those black holes of procrastination suck you in! Remember, even Flash Gordon needs a well-planned strategy to defeat his foes! So, to sum it up, Gemini, this week is all about embracing your inner Flash Gordon, navigating the unpredictable Third Quarter moon, and conquering any challenges that come your way. Raise your ray gun high and charge forth into the cosmos! 🌌 #GeminiGordon #FlashGemini #SpaceAgeSolutions #CosmicWit #VenusWinks #StayStellar

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SignToday Is Posting: 11.05.2023 07:22:01 (gem-11-05-2023)

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