"Gemini Alert! Time to Twin it to Win it, Just Don't Pull a Robo-Flop!"
The next Gemini will start in 267 days, at Tuesday, 21 May, 2024
The Moon moves to Gemini in 9 days, at Wednesday, 06 September, 2023
Mercury moves to Gemini in 281 days, at Tuesday, 04 June, 2024
Venus moves to Gemini in 270 days, at Friday, 24 May, 2024
Mars moves to Gemini in 328 days, at Sunday, 21 July, 2024
Jupiter moves to Gemini in 272 days, at Sunday, 26 May, 2024
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.5 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.
Alright, Gemini! It's time for your celestial check-in. Remember Dave Bowman from 2001: A Space Odyssey? I know, I know, he wasn't the life of the party, but let's pretend he moonlighted as a stand-up comedian, shall we?
Okay, so the Waxing Gibbous moon is 11.5 days old today. If it were a cheese, we'd still be waiting impatiently for it to ripen. And speaking of cheese, isn't it high time you gave up that grudge you're holding on to? It's getting stinkier than blue cheese left out in the sun!
This lunar phase is like a cosmic spotlight, and not the kind that reveals your browser history (yikes!). No, this light is all about growth and expansion. So, if you've been feeling like a shy caterpillar hiding in its cocoon, now's the time to bust out those butterfly wings and do some aerial gymnastics.
Remember, Gemini, you're the social butterfly of the zodiac. It's time to spread those wings and fly, just like Bowman did in his spaceship...minus the creepy AI companion, hopefully.
Just be aware, the cosmos isn't offering you any fast-forward buttons. You might even feel like you're moving in slow motion, like a sloth on a lazy Sunday morning. Embrace the pace, my friend. Remember, it took Dave Bowman an entire movie to reach Jupiter, and look how that turned out!
So, gear up, Gemini. Adventure awaits! Just remember to pack a sense of humor along with your space suit. And maybe some cheese, for the journey. 🧀🚀
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