"Leo, I'm Afraid I Can't Allow You to Ignore Your Horoscope: Celestial Lions and Cosmic Hairballs Ahead!"
We are currently in the sign of Leo
The Moon moves to Leo in 13 days, at Tuesday, 15 August, 2023
Mercury moves to Leo in 336 days, at Wednesday, 03 July, 2024
Venus is currently retrograde in Leo
The Full moon is currently 15.4 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.
Hey there, Leo! Venus is in retrograde in your sign, and it's spinning backwards faster than the time I tried to learn quantum physics in ten minutes to impress a girl. Trust me, it didn't end well.
This week, you're going to feel as though there's a cosmic force field surrounding you, just like the one they use in Star Wars, only less likely to stop a Death Star. This barrier isn't there to keep you in, but to keep all the bad vibes out.
Now, this retrograde thing might sound scary, like a rogue Dalek on a rampage, but don't worry! It's just a chance for some soul searching, or as I like to call it, internal star-gazing.
Your ruling planet, the Sun, is teaming up with the full moon, which is currently 15.4 days old - not that anyone's counting. Luna's getting into her 'teenage rebellion' phase, so expect emotions to be as unpredictable as my WiFi connection.
But hey, you're a Leo, you're more resilient than my old Nokia 3310. You've got the heart of a lion and the courage of a Gryffindor. So, channel your inner Jedi, embrace the retrograde rollercoaster, and lead with love, not fear.
Remember, we're all just tiny specks in a giant cosmic soup. So, grab a spoon, dive in and make a splash! You've got this, Leo!
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SignToday Is Posting: 02.08.2023 07:42:01 (leo-02-08-2023)