Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare to Engage: Planetary Alignments Promise Ferocious Fun, Borg Style!"

The next Leo will start in 136 days, at Tuesday, 23 July, 2024

The Moon moves to Leo in 11 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Leo in 116 days, at Wednesday, 03 July, 2024

Venus moves to Leo in 125 days, at Friday, 12 July, 2024

Mars moves to Leo in 240 days, at Monday, 04 November, 2024

The New moon is currently 28.3 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Hey, Leo! Buckle up for an interstellar ride because Klaatu is in the astro-house! Your star sign is roaring louder than the Millennium Falcon on hyperdrive this month. With the new moon being a ripe old age of 28.3 days, it's about as fresh as that leftover pizza you've been eyeing in the fridge for too long. Don't worry, the cheese isn't green... yet. #NewMoonOldPizza Now, the next full moon comes at 7:01:37, on 25th Mar 2024. I'm not saying you should start howling, but if you feel an inexplicable urge to grow some fur and chase your tail, don't fight it. Embrace your inner wolf, or cat, or whatever creature you think you'd be. (I'd probably be a sloth, honestly) #FullMoonFurry Your lion heart is pulsating with the cosmic energy of a thousand quasars. You're hotter than the sun (not literally, of course, you'd combust) and more radiant than any star in the Vega system. It's your time to shine, my celestial carnivore. Remember that time you thought you failed your Physics test but got a B+? Expect similar surprises this month - like finding out your crush likes Star Wars too, or discovering a new way to tie-dye your t-shirts. #NerdAlert Lastly Leo, remember to maintain your gravitational pull. You're a force to be reckoned with, and not just because you're named after a fierce jungle cat. So keep doing you, even if you're a little eccentric. And remember, if anyone tries to dim your starlight, just tell 'em: "Klaatu Barada Nikto!" #NerdyIsTheNewCool Till next month, keep those stars in your eyes, and may the force be with you! Always. #SciFiAstrology

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SignToday Is Posting: 09.03.2024 07:42:01 (leo-09-03-2024)