Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare for a Cosmic Mane Event: Jupiter's Planning a Hair-raising Party in Your Honor...and Saturn's Bringing the Gravity!"

The next Leo will start in 164 days, at Tuesday, 23 July, 2024

The Moon moves to Leo in 12 days, at Thursday, 22 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Leo in 144 days, at Wednesday, 03 July, 2024

Venus moves to Leo in 153 days, at Friday, 12 July, 2024

Mars moves to Leo in 268 days, at Monday, 04 November, 2024

The New moon is currently 0.4 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Hey Leo, all you smegheads! You know, being a Leo is like being the hologram on the Red Dwarf. You're the center of attention, whether you asked for it or not. And with the New Moon in its phase of 0.4 days old, you might feel as if you've been brought back to life by the ship's computer; and not by choice, but because it was the funniest option. Now, this young moon is like your very own skutter - ready to get things started, but probably going to make a mess doing so. But fear not, just as Rimmer eventually managed to pass his astro-navigation exam (on the thirteenth try, mind you!), you too shall conquer your tasks. It might take a bit longer than expected, or maybe even a few more tries than you'd like, but you'll get there. Remember, Leos are known for their courage and leadership. But don't let your ego inflate like a malfunctioning Hologramatic Projection Suite, stay grounded. So, in summary, the universe is suggesting you hold tight to your mop, embrace your inner smeghead, and keep moving forward, even if it feels like you're stuck in a stasis loop. And hey, if all else fails, at least you can blame it on a rogue polymorph! #RedDwarfAstrology #LeoHoroscope #SmegheadStars #NewMoonMadness #RimmerRuminations

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SignToday Is Posting: 10.02.2024 07:42:01 (leo-10-02-2024)