Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare for a Cosmic Mane-tanance: The Universe Schedules a Hair-razingly Funny Roar-oscope!"

The next Leo will start in 13 days, at Sunday, 23 July, 2023

The Moon moves to Leo in 8 days, at Tuesday, 18 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Leo tomorrow, at Tuesday, 11 July, 2023

Venus is currently in Leo

Mars is currently in Leo

The Third Quarter moon is currently 22.4 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Hey there, Leo! Buckle up, because your star chart is lighting up like a supernova in a science fiction series. Venus and Mars are both cavorting in your sign, transforming you into the celestial equivalent of a double scoop ice cream sundae... topped with fiery hot sauce. This isn't your grandma's astrology, folks; we're talking about planetary alignments with more drama than a Star Trek season finale. Venus in Leo is making you ooze charisma like Captain Kirk on an alien planet. Suddenly, everyone wants to be your Spock - logical, dependable, and ready to embark on interstellar adventures with you. Your charm offensive is set on stun, so make good use of it. But hold onto your tribbles because Mars is also in Leo, and that means your energy levels are skyrocketing faster than the Enterprise at warp speed. Use this cosmic fuel to boldly go where no Leo has gone before. Start that passion project, challenge that Klingon to a bat'leth duel, or simply stand up and roar because, well, you're a lion and that's what lions do. The Third Quarter moon, currently in its "been around the galaxy a few times" phase at 22.4 days old, suggests a time for reflection. Much like Q popping up unexpectedly to challenge Picard's moral compass, it's a period to contemplate on your journey so far. Are you using your powers for the greater good, or are you becoming too much like those pesky Ferengi, focused only on profit? Remember, Leo, in the grand tradition of Starfleet, your mission is not just to explore strange new worlds, but also to seek out new life and new civilizations within yourself. And above all, to boldly go where you have not gone before. So beam up, my cosmically blessed Leos! Embrace the chaos and let the stars guide your voyage. #LeoSeason #StarTrekAstrology #BeamMeUpScotty #BoldlyGo

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SignToday Is Posting: 10.07.2023 07:42:01 (leo-10-07-2023)