Leo Report

"Leo, May the Force Be With You: A Hilarious Galactic Forecast Includes Spontaneous Mane-Taming and Avoiding Darth Vader-like Bosses!"

We are currently in the sign of Leo

The Moon moves to Leo in 4 days, at Tuesday, 15 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Leo in 327 days, at Wednesday, 03 July, 2024

Venus is currently retrograde in Leo

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 24.9 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Hello, all you celestial Leos out there! The current planetary dance has Venus spinning backwards in your sign, making it seem like she's doing the moonwalk across the disco ball that is your life. This retrograde is the universe's way of saying, "Hey Leo, let's play a game of 'Remember This?' with your love life!" So, if you're starting to feel like your love life resembles a sci-fi rerun, don’t panic! You're not stuck in a time warp. While Venus is in retrograde, you might find yourself revisiting past relationships or dealing with unresolved issues. But hey, think of it as a chance to rewrite those episodes. You're the director now, so give it a twist ending, maybe involving some alien abductions or unexpected time travel. However, before you jump into the Tardis, remember that the Waning Crescent Moon is 24.9 days old. In astrologer lingo, that's code for "self-reflection mode on." It's time to put on your lab coat, grab your magnifying glass, and do some introspection. What's working in your life? What's not? Which relationships are worth a sequel and which ones belong in the deleted scenes? So, while Venus is busy moonwalking and the moon is urging self-reflection, you might feel like you're trapped in a Star Trek episode with a particularly confusing plot. But remember, Leos, you're the captains of your starships. Navigate these cosmic waves with courage and humor. After all, even Spock had to deal with weird space stuff, but he always came out on top, right? Stay strong, stay nerdy, and remember: the cosmos loves a good come-back story! #Leo #VenusRetrograde #NerdAstrology #SciFiLoveLife #WaningCrescentReflections #SpaceJokesForTheWin

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SignToday Is Posting: 11.08.2023 07:42:01 (leo-11-08-2023)