Leo Report

"Leo Season: Time to Roar, Purr, and Maybe Knock Over a Few Planetary Vases - All in the Name of Cosmic Glory!"

The next Leo will start in 133 days, at Tuesday, 23 July, 2024

The Moon moves to Leo in 8 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Leo in 113 days, at Wednesday, 03 July, 2024

Venus moves to Leo in 122 days, at Friday, 12 July, 2024

Mars moves to Leo in 237 days, at Monday, 04 November, 2024

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 2.2 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Hey there, Leo! The Waxing Crescent moon is only 2.2 days old and it's already got more sass than a teenager with a fresh driver's license. #DrivingMissDaisy #MoonPranks This week, your fiery personality is going to be as bright as the Northern Lights on steroids. But remember, even the most magnificent auroras don't just go around setting things on fire. So, cool your jets, hotshot! #CoolYourJets #FieryLeo #NorthernLights With Mercury in retrograde, communication might be trickier than trying to explain quantum physics to a goldfish. Patience, my lion-hearted friend, patience. And maybe use smaller words. Or charades. #MercuryRetrograde #QuantumPhysicsGoldfish Speaking of quantum physics, don't forget - every action has an equal and opposite reaction. That means for every slice of pizza you eat this week, there's a treadmill somewhere crying your name. Balance, Leo, balance. #PizzaTreadmillEquation Also, Venus is taking a stroll through your house of love and relationships. She's like that nosy neighbor checking out your lawn. So, tidy up your emotional yard, pull out any weeds of doubt and plant seeds of trust. Otherwise, she might just tell the whole solar system about your poor maintenance skills. #VenusTheNosyNeighbor #EmotionalGardening So, get out there and roar, Leo, but not too loud. We don't need another Big Bang. At least, not until I've finished my coffee. #RoarResponsibly #BigBang Stay groovy, Leo, and remember to keep your nebula clean! #KeepItCleanLeo

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SignToday Is Posting: 12.03.2024 07:42:02 (leo-12-03-2024)