Leo Report

"Leo's Horoscope: Hold Onto Your Manes, It's Quantum Flux Time in the Lion's Den!"

We are currently in the sign of Leo

The Moon moves to Leo in 3 days, at Tuesday, 15 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Leo in 326 days, at Wednesday, 03 July, 2024

Venus is currently retrograde in Leo

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 25.8 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Greetings, Leo. As our friend Data from the Enterprise would say, "Inquiry: How do you feel about celestial bodies behaving in a retrogressive manner?" Venus, your personal cosmic cheerleader, has decided to moonwalk across your sky, which, if we were in the Holodeck, would probably look like Michael Jackson in a pink tutu. This "moonwalking" or retrograde motion may cause some system malfunctions, or in human terms, communication glitches and love hiccups. But remember, we're talking about Venus here. She's the goddess of love, beauty, and peace—not exactly the type to cause a warp core breach. Rather, she’s more likely to offer you a softer, pinker perspective on things. So take this as an opportunity to recalibrate, review, and renew your relationships. Meanwhile, our Waning Crescent moon is as old as a quarter-century in days. It's like that awkward phase between being a young, bright Full Moon and an old, wise New Moon. You might find yourself reflecting on your past achievements and future plans during this lunar phase. And speaking of the Full Moon, the next one is scheduled for 1:37:05 on the 31st of August, 2023. If we were aboard the Starship Enterprise, I'd suggest we raise our glasses of synthehol in a toast at Ten Forward. But since we're earthbound, how about a nice cup of chamomile tea instead? So, Leo, strap on your gravity boots, grab your tricorder, and remember, even when Venus is doing the moonwalk, you're still the king (or queen) of the zodiac jungle. To sum up, it's: #VenusRetrogradeLeo, #MoonwalkinVenus, and #WarpSpeedWisdom. Live long and prosper!

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SignToday Is Posting: 12.08.2023 07:42:01 (leo-12-08-2023)