Leo Report

"Leo Lions, Prepare to Roar: Interstellar Hairballs and Starlit Catnip Predict a Purr-fectly Whisker-Twisting Week Ahead!"

We are currently in the sign of Leo

The Moon moves to Leo in 2 days, at Tuesday, 15 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Leo in 325 days, at Wednesday, 03 July, 2024

Venus is currently retrograde in Leo

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 26.8 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Greetings, mighty Leos! With Venus doing the retrograde rumba in your sign and the waning crescent moon looking like a slightly nibbled cheese wheel in the sky, things are about to get as interesting as a game of Quidditch with a rogue bludger! Think of Venus retrograde as Gandalf at the bridge of Khazad-dûm, shouting "You shall not pass!" Yes, it's dramatic, but this celestial roadblock is just trying to save you from an emotional Balrog. It's time to pause, reflect, and maybe clean out your emotional Mines of Moria. The waning moon, currently resembling Pac-Man's less fortunate brother, suggests it's time to wrap up old projects before the next full moon, which, incidentally, arrives faster than a Snitch at 1:37:05 on August 31st. To put it into Muggle terms, update your software, finish that half-knitted Gryffindor scarf, or finally defeat that final boss in your favorite video game (we know you've been putting it off). But remember, young wizards and witches, retrogrades aren't about doom and gloom. Much like Dumbledore's wise words, they're here to teach us something. So, grab your wand, put on your robe, and prepare to level up in the game of life. #LeoHoroscope #VenusRetrograde #MoonCheeseWheel #AstrologyHogwartsStyle #MinesOfEmotions #LifeLevelUp

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SignToday Is Posting: 13.08.2023 07:42:01 (leo-13-08-2023)