Leo Report

"Leo's Future Forecast: A Stellar Comedy of Errors in the Constellation of Pride!"

We are currently in the sign of Leo

The moon is currently in Leo

Mercury moves to Leo in 323 days, at Wednesday, 03 July, 2024

Venus is currently retrograde in Leo

The New moon is currently 28.6 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Well, howdy there, Leo! Looks like the celestial sphere's decided to throw you a bit of a shindig. With both the moon and Venus kickin' up their heels in your sign, you're the belle of the ball. Now, don't go gettin' all high and mighty, thinkin' you're some sort of cosmic royalty or somethin'. It ain't about that. It's more like the universe is tellin' you to grab hold of the reins and steer your own gorram destiny. Venus is playin' coy in retrograde, though, so you might find yourself in a bit of a 'what the hell' moment when it comes to love and relationships. You know, like when Wash starts yammerin' about dinosaurs and leaves us all scratchin' our heads. Just lean into it, Leo. Embrace the weirdness. 'Cause if there's one thing us space cowboys know, it's that the 'verse loves a good surprise. As for that new moon? She's almost as old as Shepherd Book's tales of moral high ground. That means it's time to roll up your sleeves and get to work. Don't worry about makin' everything perfect, though. Remember, we're all just floatin' on a piece of rock in the infinite expanse of the cosmos. Look forward to the next full moon, at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023. Might not seem like a big deal, but think about it this way - it's nothin' short of a miracle that we can even predict such things. So, Leo, take this month to dance with the stars, howl at the moon, and maybe even serenade a space octopus or two. The 'verse is your playground. #Leo #FireflyAstrology #SpaceCowboyWisdom #RetrogradeRomance #MoonParty #CosmicShenanigans

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SignToday Is Posting: 15.08.2023 07:42:01 (leo-15-08-2023)