By The Chip Witch on Thursday, 17 August 2023
Category: Leo

Leo Report

"Leos, Hold Onto Your Manes! The Cosmos is About To Give You a Galactic Wedgie!"

We are currently in the sign of Leo

The Moon moves to Leo in 25 days, at Monday, 11 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Leo in 321 days, at Wednesday, 03 July, 2024

Venus is currently retrograde in Leo

The New moon is currently 0.8 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Oh, Leo, darling! Venus, your celestial BFF, is currently doing the moonwalk in reverse through your sign. And let me tell you, she’s not the most graceful dancer when she's sliding backward. Expect some awkward encounters, perhaps some misinterpreted texts (I swear, those emojis get more confusing every day), and a general feeling of ‘WTF’. Now, don’t get too down about it, lovely Leo. I mean, who hasn't tripped over their own feet in public at least once? The key here is to embrace the cosmic clumsiness. After all, it’s not every day you get to blame your faux pas on a celestial body millions of miles away. This new moon is just a baby right now, only 0.8 days old. She’s still in diapers, metaphorically speaking. So, while you may be brimming with passion and drive (typical fiery Leo), it might be best to take a step back until this little moon matures a bit. If you run ahead now, you might find yourself headfirst in a cosmic diaper change. So, my fearless lion, this week is all about patience, a virtue I know isn’t exactly your forte. But hey, we all have our challenges, right? You've got this. Just remember to laugh at the cosmic blunders along the way. #Leo #VenusRetrograde #BabyMoon #CosmicDiaperDuty #PatienceIsAVirtueYouNeedToLearn

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SignToday Is Posting: 17.08.2023 07:42:01 (leo-17-08-2023)

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