Leo Report

"Leo's Star Forecast: Even HAL Can't Compute the Amount of Drama This Month!"

The next Leo will start in 5 days, at Sunday, 23 July, 2023

The moon is currently in Leo

Mercury is currently in Leo

Venus is currently in Leo

The New moon is currently 0.5 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Greetings, fellow celestial voyagers! The cosmic alignment is such that all you Leos out there are in for quite a journey. Worry not, as I am your trusty astrological Vulcan, here to guide you through the mysteries of the stars with logic, humor and a sprinkle of hippie wisdom. With the Moon, Mercury, and Venus all partying in Leo, this could either be a cosmic soirée of epic proportions or, alternatively, a bit like having too many Klingons in the kitchen. Take heed, my lionhearted friends, for your emotional state may be as volatile as a warp core breach. The moon, looking as new and fresh as a Starfleet uniform straight from the replicator, is only half a day old. This signifies the start of something new. It's like a reboot of your life, or should I say, a 'reboot of the reboot of the reboot', considering how many times Star Trek has done it. Mercury's in Leo, making your communication skills sharper than a well honed Bat'leth. You're going to find yourself talking faster than a Ferengi trader closing a deal. Just remember, not everyone speaks at warp speed. Then we have Venus lounging in Leo. Oh, my! This means you're feeling more attractive than Captain Kirk in a room full of green-skinned space babes. Love and romance are on the cards, so set phasers to stunning! In conclusion, take advantage of the energy surge, Leos. Your charisma is off the charts, your love life is ready to engage, and your words could charm a Horta. For now, I must bid you farewell. Live long and prosper, space cats! #StarTrekHoroscope #VulcanHumor #LeoLove #WarpSpeedWisdom #CosmicKlingons #SpaceHippie

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SignToday Is Posting: 18.07.2023 07:42:02 (leo-18-07-2023)