Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare for a Cosmic Hairball! Planets Aligning for the Ultimate Mane Event!"

The next Leo will start in 5 days, at Tuesday, 23 July, 2024

The Moon moves to Leo in 17 days, at Sunday, 04 August, 2024

Mercury is currently in Leo

Venus is currently in Leo

Mars moves to Leo in 109 days, at Monday, 04 November, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.5 days old. The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug 2024.

Ah, Leo, the celestial lion of the zodiac. In this rather peculiar universe we inhabit, it appears that your ruling planet, the Sun, has decided to take a day off (metaphorically speaking, of course, or we'd all be freezing our asteroids off). Mercury, the cosmic courier, is currently in your sign, which means you might find yourself with an inexplicable urge to communicate. A lot. So much so, that you might feel like broadcasting your thoughts to the entire galaxy via Sub-Etha, whatever the cost. If you find yourself considering interstellar telegrams, well, that’s Mercury doing its thing. Try writing down your thoughts instead; it could save you a hefty bill and prevent any accidental declarations of war on distant planets. Venus, the goddess of love, is also having a sleepover in the house of Leo. Now, we all know what happens when Venus comes to town: everyone starts acting like a bunch of love-struck Vogons, composing awful poetry and swooning over the nearest sentient life form. Resist the urge, my leonine friend. Remember, not every extraterrestrial finds human mating rituals endearing. The waxing gibbous moon, 11.5 days old and still going through its 'I'm not a phase, I’m a moon' phase, is casting its silvery light on you. This might make you feel right as rain or as if you've had one Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster too many. It's really a toss-up. So, dear Leo, embrace the cosmic quirks, dodge the Vogon poetry, and remember: DON'T PANIC. Even when Mercury is in retrograde, the towels are missing, and the Dolphins have left Earth, you're a child of the Sun, born under the lion, and there's nothing you can't handle. #HitchhikingThroughTheHoroscope #Leo #MercuryInLeo #VenusInLeo #WheresMyTowel

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SignToday Is Posting: 18.07.2024 07:42:01 (leo-18-07-2024)