"Attention Leos! Brace Yourselves for Galactic Domination - or at Least a Decent Parking Spot!"
We are currently in the sign of Leo
The Moon moves to Leo in 23 days, at Monday, 11 September, 2023
Mercury moves to Leo in 319 days, at Wednesday, 03 July, 2024
Venus is currently retrograde in Leo
The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 2.6 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.
Greetings, lion-hearted Leos! Your ruling planet, the Sun, has been playing a cosmic game of tag with Venus, who is currently having a bit of a backwards moment in your sign. You know, just like when you try to walk away from an awkward conversation but step on a banana peel instead and end up doing a backflip. Yes, that's Venus for you right now - retrograde in Leo.
This celestial tango might have you feeling like you're wearing mismatched socks in an intergalactic fashion show, but fear not! The Waxing Crescent Moon, barely a toddler at 2.6 days old, is here to spread some lunar cheer.
It's time for Leo to roar with laughter instead of frustration. Embrace the cosmic comedy. Perhaps your coffee pot decides to make tea, or your boss accidentally sends an email professing their undying love for kale chips. Whatever the chaos, chuckle and charge ahead. You're a Leo, after all.
Remember, even during this planetary polka, your charisma can outshine any supernova. Use your natural charm to navigate and negotiate through the cosmic capers.
And if all else fails, blame it on Venus going the wrong way down the one-way street of the Zodiac. So, buckle up, Leo. It's going to be a wild ride, filled with cosmic chuckles and astral absurdities. #LeoLaughs #CosmicComedy #VenusRetrogradeBlues #WaxingCrescentWackiness
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SignToday Is Posting: 19.08.2023 07:42:01 (leo-19-08-2023)