By The Chip Witch on Monday, 22 July 2024
Category: Leo

Leo Report

"Leo's Log, Stardate 2022: Brace Yourselves, Lionhearts! Your Mane Attraction this Month is Not Borg Cubes but a Galactic Dance of Planetary Alignments!"

The next Leo will start tomorrow, at Tuesday, 23 July, 2024

The Moon moves to Leo in 13 days, at Sunday, 04 August, 2024

Mercury is currently in Leo

Venus is currently in Leo

Mars moves to Leo in 105 days, at Monday, 04 November, 2024

The Full moon is currently 15.7 days old. The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug 2024.

Ah, my roaring Leos! The stars are aligning for you in a manner that's brighter than the neon lights at a Star Trek convention. Mercury, the planet of communication, has dropped its anchor in your sign. This means that your words will be flowing smoother than Yoda's wisdom, and equally as profound (or profoundly confusing, we're looking at you, "Do or do not, there is no try"). Venus, our cosmic goddess of love and beauty, is also throwing a party in your sign. This makes you more attractive than a limited edition comic book in mint condition. It's a fantastic time to showcase your charisma, whether it's through updating your profile picture on Spacebook or trying out new pick-up lines like "Are you a black hole? Because you're pulling me in with your gravity." Now, onto the moon, which is about 15.7 days old. That's right, it's a full moon, and we all know what that means - werewolves. Just kidding! But in all cosmic seriousness, a full moon amplifies feelings, so don't be surprised if you experience emotions ranging from extreme elation to the melancholy of Spock realizing he's out of Vulcan harp strings. In conclusion, Leo, it's time to step out of the shadows and into the limelight. Be bold, be brave, and remember: The force is strong with you... and so is the WiFi signal. #LeoSeason #StarCrossedHumor #MercuryInLeo #VenusInLeo #FullMoonFever

#Leo

SignToday Is Posting: 22.07.2024 07:42:01 (leo-22-07-2024)

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