Leo Report

"EXTERMINATE SELF-DOUBT, LEO! PLANETARY ALIGNMENT SETS STAGE FOR DOMINATION...OF YOUR TO-DO LIST!"

The next Leo will start in 244 days, at Tuesday, 23 July, 2024

The Moon moves to Leo in 10 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Mercury moves to Leo in 224 days, at Wednesday, 03 July, 2024

Venus moves to Leo in 233 days, at Friday, 12 July, 2024

Mars moves to Leo in 348 days, at Monday, 04 November, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 9.4 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Alright Leos, listen up! The Waxing Gibbous moon is 9.4 days old, which is the celestial equivalent of your smartphone being at 75% battery. Now, I don't know about you, but I start to panic when my phone hits 50%. So, let's make the most of this energy before we hit that dreaded "low power mode". This moon phase is all about refining and adjusting your goals, much like how you adjust your glasses when they slip down your nose. It's the universe's way of saying "Hey there, Leo, you're doing okay, but here's a nudge in the right direction." You might find yourself in some challenging situations, like trying to figure out if Schrödinger's cat really is alive or dead, or why the toast always falls butter side down. But remember, as a Leo, you're as brave as a space explorer on a distant planet, even if your current mission is just figuring out the microwave settings. The planets are aligning in a way that's more confusing than quantum physics, but this is good news for you, Leo. Your ruling planet, the Sun, is shining brighter than ever, making you feel like you've just solved a complicated equation that even Einstein would scratch his head at. So, Leos, put on your nerdiest pair of glasses and embrace your inner geekiness because you're about to have a week that's more exciting than discovering a new planet...or finding the remote control when it's gone missing for days! Hashtags: #LeoHoroscope #WaxingGibbous #NerdyAstrologist #HippieScience #StayGeeky

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SignToday Is Posting: 22.11.2023 07:42:02 (leo-22-11-2023)