"Leo's Lions, Prepare for a Cosmic Catnip Trip! Universe Plays String Theory, Will You Pounce or Snooze?"
We are currently in the sign of Leo
The Moon moves to Leo in 23 days, at Tuesday, 15 August, 2023
Mercury is currently in Leo
Venus is currently retrograde in Leo
The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 5 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.
Alright, listen up Leo, gather 'round for your celestial lowdown!
Mercury is in your sign, so you're basically hosting a cosmic house party. Try not to let the neighbors (aka the other zodiac signs) complain about the noise. Remember, it's all fun and games until someone spills star juice on the couch! #SpatialSpills #CelestialCleanUp
Now Venus, that sassy space dame, has decided to go retrograde in your sign. Now, I know what you're thinking, "What on earth does retrograde mean?" Well, imagine if you were walking forward, then decided to moonwalk back to where you started. That's Venus right now. This might bring up past issues in love and money, but hey, who doesn't love a good rerun? Just make sure you've got your popcorn ready. #RetroVenus #MoonwalkinMadness
As for the Waxing Crescent moon, she's currently 5 days old - still a youngling in the lunar world. This means new beginnings for you, Leo. It's like getting a fresh notebook at the start of the school year. But remember, don't be too hasty to fill it up with doodles of aliens and quantum theories. Patience, my interstellar friend. #LunarLessons #CosmicCrayons
So, in conclusion, let Mercury's influence help you express yourself, use Venus retrograde to revisit and resolve, and follow the youthful enthusiasm of the waxing moon. Embrace the cosmic chaos, Leo, it's all part of the celestial sitcom we call life.
Until next time, may your horoscope be more reliable than WiFi on Mars! #AstrologerOut
#Leo
SignToday Is Posting: 23.07.2023 07:42:01 (leo-23-07-2023)