Leo Report

"Leo, Hold Onto Your Manes! Cosmic Hairballs and Intergalactic Catnip Ahead in This Roaring Astrological Expedition!"

The next Leo will start in 89 days, at Sunday, 23 July, 2023

The Moon moves to Leo in 2 days, at Thursday, 27 April, 2023

Mercury moves to Leo in 77 days, at Tuesday, 11 July, 2023

Venus moves to Leo in 42 days, at Tuesday, 06 June, 2023

Mars moves to Leo in 26 days, at Sunday, 21 May, 2023

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 5.1 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

Hey there, all you cool cats and kittens of the Leo pack! As Ellen Ripley would say, "I can handle myself, thank you," and that's the vibe you Leos should be channeling this week. The Waxing Crescent moon is 5.1 days old, and just like our beloved heroine, it's time to start flexin' those cosmic muscles. Now, if we were aboard the Nostromo, we'd probably need to buckle up for some serious Xenomorph butt-kicking action. But, lucky for you, your week looks less like a sci-fi thriller and more like a cosmic comedy. You'll find yourself stumbling upon unexpected opportunities that might seem like facehuggers at first glance, but trust me, they're more like fuzzy space kittens. As the moon continues to grow, channel your inner Ripley and be ready to face any challenge that comes your way. And remember, when life gives you lemons, just blast them out the airlock and keep on going. So, what are you waiting for, my ferocious feline friends? Put on your space suits, grab your flamethrowers, and embrace the power of the Waxing Crescent. This week is all about conquering obstacles with humor and style, and nobody does that better than a fierce Leo. Keep your eyes on the stars, your heart on your sleeve, and your hopes higher than the International Space Station, because this week is all about you. Just watch out for those pesky androids – they're not always as trustworthy as they seem. In conclusion, remember these wise words from the great Ellen Ripley: "You know, Burke, I don't know which species is worse... At least they don't screw each other over for a percentage." Ride the cosmic wave this week, Leos, and may the force be with you! 🦁🔥🌙 #LeosInSpace #WaxingCrescent #RipleyVibes #AlienHumor #CosmicComedy #AstrologyWithATwist

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SignToday Is Posting: 25.04.2023 07:42:01 (leo-25-04-2023)