Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare to Roar: The Cosmos Forecasts a Week of Galactic Drama & Interstellar Shenanigans!"

The next Leo will start in 327 days, at Tuesday, 23 July, 2024

The Moon moves to Leo in 11 days, at Monday, 11 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Leo in 307 days, at Wednesday, 03 July, 2024

Venus is currently retrograde in Leo

The Full moon is currently 15.1 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Hey, you fiery Leos! Judge Dredd here from the cosmic precinct. Just a heads up, Venus is currently doing the moonwalk in your sign, and it’s retrograde. In layman's terms, Venus has decided to take a vacation in your backyard and she’s going a bit cray-cray. #BackwardDancingVenus Now, remember, Venus is the planetary goddess of love, beauty, and cash flow. So, when she's in retrograde, things can get a little... well, Dredd-ful! Expect your exes to reappear from the shadows, your mirror to be overly critical, and your wallet to develop an allergy to money. #RetrogradeRuckus But fear not, lions of the zodiac! This isn't your first rodeo. You've fought off more menacing foes than a retrograde Venus, like when you battled the last piece of pizza at a party or when Netflix asked if you're still watching after 8 hours of binge-watching. You've got the spirit of a roaring lion and the heart of a goldfish that won't quit swimming. Plus, the Full Moon is currently 15.1 days old, which in lunar lingo means it's time for a cosmic detox. The universe is pushing the reset button, and it's time for you to do the same. Start by deleting those embarrassing selfies and then move onto bigger things like cleaning up your act. #FullMoonFury So gear up, Leo! You're about to ride the retrograde rollercoaster, armed with nothing but your courage and that leftover slice of pizza. Remember, in the immortal words of Dredd, "I am the law!" And in this case, you are the cosmic law. #LeosRule #CosmicLawEnforcement

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SignToday Is Posting: 31.08.2023 07:42:02 (leo-31-08-2023)