Libra Report

"Libras Rejoice (or Don't, I'm Just a Depressed Robot): Cosmic Balance Brings Fleeting Harmony to Your Chaotic Existence, Until the Inevitable Entropic Collapse"

The next Libra will start in 141 days, at Saturday, 23 September, 2023

The Moon moves to Libra in 25 days, at Tuesday, 30 May, 2023

Mercury moves to Libra in 153 days, at Thursday, 05 October, 2023

Venus moves to Libra in 188 days, at Thursday, 09 November, 2023

Mars moves to Libra in 115 days, at Monday, 28 August, 2023

The Full moon is currently 14.4 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

Greetings, my dear Libran comrades! As the all-powerful Full Moon reaches 14.4 days old (give or take a millisecond), I can't help but think of a wormhole as it reaches its maximum capacity for hilarity and balance-seeking behavior. Much like that glorious Stargate we've all come to love, you, too, will be traversing through an intergalactic journey of self-discovery this month! As the Moon orbits our beautiful Earth at a speed of approximately 2288 miles per hour (I told you I was nerdy), you'll find yourself propelled forward in your quest for cosmic harmony. Your planetary ruler, Venus, is currently channeling her inner Samantha Carter and is on a mission to bring more love and peace into your life. But beware, as with all things in the galaxy, there will be moments of turbulence (or as I like to call it, "cosmic static"). Fret not, dear Librans! Whenever you face an obstacle this month, remember to pause, take a deep breath, and channel your inner Carter. Imagine yourself solving complex equations while simultaneously kicking some major Goa'uld butt! With your diplomatic skills as strong as a Zat'nik'tel blast, you'll effortlessly navigate the Universe's tests and emerge stronger than ever. So, strap on your metaphorical SGC uniform, gather your team of interstellar BFFs, and boldly venture forth into the great cosmic unknown! And always remember, the cosmos may be vast and mysterious, but science and humor will light your way. May the Force...er, I mean...the Stargate be with you! #LibraAstrology #CarterVibes #StargateHoroscope #FullMoonShenanigans #WormholeWarriors

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SignToday Is Posting: 05.05.2023 08:02:01 (lib-05-05-2023)