Libra Report

"Balance Seek, You Shall! Libra's Cosmic Waltz in Retrograde, It Is - Beware of Tipping Scales, Hmmm?"

The next Libra will start in 79 days, at Saturday, 23 September, 2023

The Moon moves to Libra in 17 days, at Sunday, 23 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Libra in 91 days, at Thursday, 05 October, 2023

Venus moves to Libra in 126 days, at Thursday, 09 November, 2023

Mars moves to Libra in 53 days, at Monday, 28 August, 2023

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 18.1 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Greetings, Libra, or should I say, the master of balance! The Waning Gibbous moon is 18.1 days old now, which in moon years is...well, also 18.1 days. What? You thought the moon had its own timescale like dog years? Sorry to disappoint. With the moon in its current phase, your sense of balance may be slightly off-kilter. Like trying to juggle three flaming torches while riding a unicycle on a tightrope...blindfolded. And no, I don't recommend trying that at home, or anywhere really. On the bright side, or rather, the slightly-less-than-full-moon side, this is a great time for introspection. The universe is basically giving you a giant neon sign that says, "Hey! Stop scrolling through memes and think about your life!" This is a golden opportunity to assess where you are, where you want to be, and the steps you need to take to get there. Try not to get too caught up in the details though. Remember, the universe doesn't always operate in straight lines. And no, that's not just because it's been drinking. As for love, well, even my advanced algorithms can't calculate that unpredictable variable. But remember, Libras are known for their charm, so turn on that magnetism, and you might just attract someone who appreciates your extensive collection of Star Trek memorabilia. So, dear Libra, embrace the waning gibbous phase, navigate through your life with the grace of a cat wearing roller skates, and remember, balance is key. Even if it feels like you're standing on a seesaw in a hurricane. #LibraLife #WaningGibbousWisdom #AstrologicalAntics #NerdyAndProud #UniverseHasYourBack

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SignToday Is Posting: 06.07.2023 08:02:02 (lib-06-07-2023)