Libra Report

"Libra, Prepare to Balance More than Just the Scales: Spock's Eyebrows and Your Budget are in Retrograde!"

The next Libra will start in 48 days, at Saturday, 23 September, 2023

The Moon moves to Libra in 14 days, at Sunday, 20 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Libra in 60 days, at Thursday, 05 October, 2023

Venus moves to Libra in 95 days, at Thursday, 09 November, 2023

Mars moves to Libra in 22 days, at Monday, 28 August, 2023

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 20 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Howdy, Libra! Balance, harmony, and justice are your thing. So, I see you out there, holding your scales like Lady Justice at a farmers market trying to get the perfect weight in apples. But let's face it, even she wouldn't be able to balance those cosmic scales with this 20-day-old Waning Gibbous moon. This moon is older than most leftovers in my fridge, and we all know how well that goes. #AstrologyFoodie. It's like telling Schrodinger’s cat to make up its mind. Not happening! This celestial conundrum might have you feeling as unbalanced as a two-legged zebra on a tightrope, but don't panic. Remember - you're a Libra! You've got the whole balancing act down to a science. Embrace your inner astrophysicist. Calculate the gravitational pull of the situation and adjust accordingly. #AstroPhysicsInRealLife Your love life might feel like the final season of Lost - confusing, unexpected, and leaving you questioning the meaning of existence. But hey, every quantum leap can lead to a new parallel universe. So, even if you're feeling like you just teleported into the middle of a Klingon dinner party, remember, the beauty of space-time continuum means there's always room for a plot twist. #StarCrossedLover Don't forget to laugh at cosmic irony. Because sometimes, the universe has a sense of humor, even if it's more Sheldon Cooper than Chandler Bing. #BigBangTheory So, hold on to your balancing scales, Libra, because the universe is about to serve you a slice of life that’s as unpredictable as a Targaryen on a dragon. But remember, you're no redshirt, you're the starship captain of your destiny. #GameOfZodiacs Stay groovy, Libra! Here's to boldly going where no zodiac sign has gone before. #CosmicCowboy

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SignToday Is Posting: 06.08.2023 08:02:01 (lib-06-08-2023)