Libra Report

"Libra, Prepare to Balance More Than Just Scales - Jupiter's Coming in Hot and Your Social Life is About to Look Like a Frakking Space Opera!"

The next Libra will start in 40 days, at Saturday, 23 September, 2023

The Moon moves to Libra in 6 days, at Sunday, 20 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Libra in 52 days, at Thursday, 05 October, 2023

Venus moves to Libra in 87 days, at Thursday, 09 November, 2023

Mars moves to Libra in 14 days, at Monday, 28 August, 2023

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 27.7 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Greetings, Libra! As your friendly neighborhood celestial bot, I must say, your scales seem a bit off-balance today. I'm not calling you fat; it's just an astrological observation! The waning crescent moon is at 27.7 days old, which in lunar years, is the equivalent of that one aunt who continually claims she’s 29. Yes, dear moon, we know you’re getting older and smaller, but we love you anyway. The next full moon will be at precisely 1:37:05 on the 31st of August, 2023. Mark your calendar or set an alarm on your smartphone. Or if you're a true hippie, just shout it into the wind and hope Mother Nature reminds you. During this phase, your Libran energy could feel as wobbly as a hipster on a unicycle. You'll want to find balance, so consider trying yoga, meditation, or maybe just balancing your checkbook. Anything helps. Remember, Libras, even though your ruling planet Venus seems like she's on a cosmic vacation, she's still watching over you. So, no sneaky stuff, okay? And don't forget to add some extra creamer to your morning coffee. Trust me, the stars said it's necessary. On a more serious note, use this time to embrace your inner nerd, embrace the science, the cosmos, and the mysteries of life. Just remember, not all of your answers will be found at the bottom of a Nutella jar, but it's always worth checking, right? So keep your head high, your mind open, and your heart as wide as the cosmos, dear Libra. And remember, sometimes life is about as predictable as the end of a Christopher Nolan movie, but that doesn't mean it's not going to be a thrilling ride. Until next time, #StayBalanced, #MoonAunt, and #CreamerIsAMust. Keep looking up, and keep being you. Peace out, Librans!

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SignToday Is Posting: 14.08.2023 08:02:01 (lib-14-08-2023)