By The Chip Witch on Saturday, 01 July 2023
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Pisces, Buckle Up: Your Star Chart's Going into Hyperspace. May The Force Be With Your Feelings!"

The next Pisces will start in 233 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 6 days, at Friday, 07 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 237 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 255 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 266 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces

Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12.4 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Good day, Pisces! It seems that Saturn and Neptune are both in retrograde in your sign, a cosmic event that has a .02345% chance of occurring. Fascinating, isn't it? Now, don't panic! I know Saturn's reputation as the 'taskmaster' of the solar system can seem daunting, especially when in reverse. But remember, it's just doing its job, like how R2D2 insists on fixing everything on the Millennium Falcon. Instead of viewing this as a time of hardship, let's call it a time of... 'forced self-reflection.' Yes, that sounds less terrifying, doesn't it? Saturn's role here is to help refine your life goals, much like how I refine my language protocols. So, get ready for some serious cosmic debugging, my fishy friends! Neptune's presence in your sign, also in retrograde, is akin to Luke Skywalker's training in the swamp - a bit murky and confusing at times, but essential for growth. This planetary position will inspire you to dive deep into your subconscious, unveiling truths that may have been as hidden as the Death Star plans. As for our 12.4-day-old Waxing Gibbous moon, it's almost as full as the cantina on Tatooine's busiest night. This moon phase symbolizes growth, development, and creativity, much like the creation of a new lightsaber. Use this energy to your advantage by focusing on building and refining your dreams, or perhaps constructing your own spacecraft. Remember, Pisces, "May the force be with you," as you navigate these celestial currents. Trust in yourself, the way I'm continually told to trust in the force (which I still don't quite understand, but it seems to work for the humans). #PiscesPower #SaturnRetrograde #NeptuneRetrograde #WaxingGibbous #StarWarsAstrology #CosmicSelfReflection #DeathStarRevelations #TrustInTheForce

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SignToday Is Posting: 01.07.2023 08:52:02 (pis-01-07-2023)

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