Pisces Report

"Pisces, Time to Find Your Inner Jedi: Galactic Surprises and Light Saber Mishaps Await This Week!"

The next Pisces will start in 141 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 23 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 145 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 163 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 174 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces

Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 17 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Good day, Pisces! Or should I say, "I'm sorry, Pisces. I'm afraid I can't do that." Just a bit of galactic humor for you, my fishy friends. Saturn seems to be doing a moonwalk in your sign, moonwalking as in Michael Jackson, not Apollo 11. Keep in mind, though, that unlike MJ, Saturn doesn't have smooth moves. Oh no, it's old and rusty, like a robot from the '60s with bad joints. Its retrograde dance might seem confusing, but don't worry. You're not stuck in a Sci-Fi movie; you're just being urged to review, rethink, and rebuild your life structures. #SaturnMoonwalk Then there's Neptune, also spinning backward like a hipster's vinyl record in your sign. It's adding a layer of dreamy confusion to your reality. But hey, who needs reality TV when you've got a whole universe to explore, right? So, let's put on those rose-tinted glasses and navigate this dreamy fog together. #NerdyNeptune Now, onto our Waning Gibbous moon, currently 17 days old. Ah, the teenager of lunar phases, filled with mood swings and undeniable charm. This phase is a great time for introspection, letting go, and healing - kind of like a cosmic detox, only you don't have to give up pizza or binge-watching your favorite show. #MoonDiet So, Pisces, keep swimming through this celestial soup with grace and humor. Remember, if life seems too challenging, just imagine you're HAL-9000, calmly saying, "This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it." #PiscesPower Stay stellar, my friends!

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SignToday Is Posting: 01.10.2023 08:52:01 (pis-01-10-2023)