"Pisces, Prepare for Interstellar Impulse Shopping: Neptune's Liquidating its Rings!"
The next Pisces will start in 232 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024
The Moon moves to Pisces in 5 days, at Friday, 07 July, 2023
Mercury moves to Pisces in 236 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024
Venus moves to Pisces in 254 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024
Mars moves to Pisces in 265 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024
Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces
Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces
The Full moon is currently 13.5 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.
Greetings, Pisces! Your ruling planet Neptune is playing hooky while Saturn is trying to run the show. It's like your high school physics teacher decided to be a stand-up comedian - it's an unusual mix, but hey, we're rolling with it.
First off, let's talk about Saturn going retro in your sign. This planet of structure and discipline is moonwalking backwards and has got you questioning every life choice you've made since 1999. It's like a cosmic audit, my aquatic friend, but don't worry, you've got this!
Remember that big book of regrets you've been compiling? Well, Saturn is here to tell you to put down the pencil and start using an eraser. You're not your mistakes, you're the lessons you've learned from them. And by the way, if you haven't learned anything yet, Saturn's retrograde will make sure you do. So buckle up, buttercup, it's time to get some celestial schooling!
Now, about Neptune going retro in your sign... You know how when you put on those 3D glasses at the movies, suddenly everything pops out at you? That's Neptune for you right now. It's here to pull back the curtain on your illusions and show you reality in all its gritty glory. It's like watching a magic trick in reverse - suddenly, you can see all the wires and mirrors.
But wait! Don't despair, dear Pisces. This is a time of enlightenment, not disillusionment. The universe is handing you a pair of cosmic binoculars, so use them wisely to navigate your spiritual seascape.
And as for that full moon, it's like a giant cosmic spotlight on your emotional stage. You might find you're feeling all the feels right now. Don't fight it; let it flow. Remember, you're a water sign – you're built for this tidal wave of emotions.
So, in summary, Pisces, swim with the current, not against it. Life is not a race; it's a river, and you're the best swimmer around. Stay groovy, go with the flow, and remember to laugh at the absurdity of it all!
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SignToday Is Posting: 02.07.2023 08:52:01 (pis-02-07-2023)