By The Chip Witch on Wednesday, 03 May 2023
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Time to Pisces Out: Galactic Fishies Dazzle the Cosmos with Starry Synchronicity and Blade Runner Vibes!"

The next Pisces will start in 292 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 10 days, at Saturday, 13 May, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 296 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 314 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 325 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently in Pisces

Neptune is currently in Pisces

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12.4 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

Greetings, my fishy Pisces friend! We've got a cosmic buffet of intergalactic delights lined up for you today. So grab your fork, put on your favorite Atlantis expedition uniform, and let's dive into what the cosmos has in store for you! First up, we have Saturn, the great cosmic disciplinarian, doing the hokey pokey in your sign. This might seem like an unwanted dance partner at first, but trust me, it's all part of the plan. Saturn is here to help you learn some valuable life lessons (and perhaps even improve your Wraith-dodging skills). So embrace the structure, even if it feels like you're being chased through a Stargate by a Wraith drone. Remember, every challenge is an opportunity to grow. #SaturnInPisces #WraithDance Next up, we have Neptune, the planet of dreams and illusions, also chillin' in Pisces. Now, this is a bit like having the Ancient city of Atlantis in your backyard. It's mysterious, enchanting and full of hidden secrets. While it might be tempting to get lost in the dreamy depths of your own personal Atlantis, remember to come up for air once in a while. Otherwise, you might end up like a certain Dr. McKay, who got stuck in a time dilation field for 12,000 years. #NeptuneInPisces #AtlantisDreams Lastly, we have the Waxing Gibbous moon, which is currently 12.4 days old (though not as old as the Ancients, am I right?). This lunar phase is all about building energy, much like Dr. Beckett trying to power up a puddle jumper with his Scottish charm. It's time to gather your resources and prepare for the upcoming Full Moon. Channel your inner John Sheppard and get ready to take flight! #WaxingGibbous #PuddleJumperEnergy So there you have it, Pisces! A cosmic cocktail of Saturn's discipline, Neptune's dreams, and the Waxing Gibbous moon's energy boost. Embrace the challenges and opportunities, and may your journey through the Stargate of life be filled with adventure and humor. #PiscesHoroscope #StargateAtlantisStyle

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SignToday Is Posting: 03.05.2023 08:52:01 (pis-03-05-2023)

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